Listology, is an aim in life is to laugh often, to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children, to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends, to appreciate beauty, to find the best in others, to leave the world a little better, whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition, to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived.
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so our kids have something left, instead of a rubbish dump.Global Warming: We are fucked if we don't pull our finger out. Simple...
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I am a dynamic figure, often seen catching armed offenders or fighting forest fires. I have been known to remodel train stations on my lunch breaks. I translate ethnic slurs for Cuban refugees. Occasionally, I tread water for three days in a row. I can ride bicycles up severe inclines with unflagging speed, and I cook Thirty-Minute Brownies in twenty minutes. I am an expert in stucco, a veteran in love, and an outlaw in Peru. Using only a hoe and a large glass of water, I once single handedly defended a small village in the Amazon Basin from a horde of ferocious army ants. I play bluegrass cello and have been known to woo women with my sensuous and godlike trombone playing. I am the subject of numerous ..aries. I enjoy urban hang gliding. On Wednesdays, after school, I repair electrical appliances free of charge. I am an abstract artist, a concrete analyst, and a ruthless bookie. Critics worldwide swoon over my original line of corduroy evening wear. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. I have been caller number nine and have won the weekend passes. Last summer I toured europe with a traveling centrifugal-force demonstration. My floral arrangements have earned me fame in international circles. Children trust me. I can hurl tennis rackets at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I once read Paradise Lost, Moby Dick, and David Copperfield in one day and still had time to redecorate an entire dining room that evening. I know the exact location of every food item in the supermarket. I have performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week, when I do sleep, I sleep upright in a chair. While on vacation in Iraq recently, I successfully negotiated with a group of terrorists who had seized a small bakery. The laws of physics do not apply to me. On weekends, to let off steam, I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic and participate in full contact origami. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I have made extraordinary four course meals using only a mouli and a toaster oven. I have won bullfights in San Juan, cliff-diving competitions in Sri Lanka, and spelling bees at the Kremlin. I have played Hamlet, I have performed open-heart surgery, I have spoken with Elvis and I know who killed JFK.
I kmow everyone probably says this about their pooch,
but he is really 'one of a kind'.
You can check his profile throught 'my friends' or www.myspace.com/sampson95Paws
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