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TomBob

5,4,3,2,1...Let's start a fire

About Me

I'm Tom. I draw. Alot. I heart coffee, especially when there's a late night conversation to go with it. I'm extremely self-critical and I can't stand that about myself. I write crappy songs and play even crappier guitar. I love all music with a nasty bloody vengeance. I wear myself on my sleeve and I have no sense of shame whatsoever. I am a movie fanatic. I haven't seen 7:00 a.m. for the better part of a long effing time unless I was still awake from drinking coffee. I love beer. Beer and cigarettes. Organized religion annoys me. So do people who try to push their religion on others. I have my own beliefs. Deal with it. I am sarcastic. I find cheesy porn hysterical. Other than that...phhhhbt.
EVERY RANDOM THING YOU COULD WANT TO KNOW ABOUT ME
Name: Tom
Birthday: Christmas Day (no bullshit)
Birthplace: Houston, TX
Current Location: Spring,TX
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5'9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: irish, german (I like to drink and fight)
The Shoes You Wore Today: I don't wear shoes. My feet were specially made by Etnies. But if I did wear shoes, they'd be Etnies
Your Weakness: My eyes were donated from a person who had a hard-on for redheads
Your Fears: Running out of beer.
Your Perfect Pizza: Supreme
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To get back on my feet in Texas and try to make something out of myself down here
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: riiiiight
Thoughts First Waking Up: dammit where are my pants?
Your Best Physical Feature: I don't know....I've broken everything at least once so nothing works right anymore
Your Bedtime: whenever my eyes decide they don't want to work anymore
Your Most Missed Memory: I have lots of missed memories. Concussions will do that to a guy.
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or Burger King: Wendy's
Single or Group Dates: Single...but that would be assuming that I went on dates
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: I make my own...and it's green
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee...it makes me jittery
Do you Smoke: like a chimney
Do you Swear: I could make a sailor cry
Do you Sing: like an amputee (can't hold a note, can't carry a tune)
Do you Shower Daily: I'm actually in the shower right now
Have you Been in Love: Maybe...but love is an abstract, it's different for eveyone
Do you want to go to College: No I want bill gates to call me and give me a $500,000 a year job for eating tostitos, taking showers and drinking beer for him
Do you want to get Married: maybe....but not for a long time
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes....but i also believed in the Easter Bunny till I was 14 so I might not really exist...
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: I am the sexiest man alive...and if you believe that I've got a bridge I can sell you too
Are you a Health Freak: I smoke, drink, eat 10 lbs. of food daily and sit on my ass playing video games in the shower...so yes
Do you get along with your Parents: most of the time...now that they've hit puberty
Do you like Thunderstorms: I'm actually the one that causes thunderstorms...it's a gift
Do you play an Instrument: I'd like to think I can play the guitar....
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Has this survey been paying attention to my answers?
In the past month have you Smoked: again with the not paying attention
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no....snicker...*crossing fingers*
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no...But I did serial stalk my roommate...does that count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes actually...a big fancy one...with doors
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no....they are the spawn of satan
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes...it's the nectar of the gods
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes...I helped DJ the mardi gras party at mulligans
In the past month have you been Dumped: no...you have to be in a relation ship for that
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: It's February you freaks!!
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Yes....The heart of every woman who's seen me...
Ever been Drunk: GODDAMIT!!
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: Once....but I got the bastard back
Ever Shoplifted: hehehe...ummmm....does the CIA check these things?
How do you want to Die: what kind of question IS that?!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I don't know and I AM grown up so does that mean I'm just screwed?
What country would you most like to Visit: I've already been there...(ireland if you've gotta know)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: red
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: Doesn't matter
Weight: blah blah blah...can we finish this damn thing
Best Clothing Style: none...
Number of Drugs I have taken: enough to shoot my nerves all to hell
Number of CDs I own: 137
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 1...for now...side effect of being poor
Number of things in my Past I Regret: hahaha....funny....

My Interests

Art, Music, Books, Coffee, Beer and cigarettes, Shooting my friends, Running from the police, and trying to eradicate yellow....the list goes on...

I'd like to meet:

all the family I never knew...my grandparents have been huge inspirations to me even though I only know two of them through the things they left behind...from the writings and art left by my maternal grandparents I've learned to be proud of who I am and where I come from...even if I am just a dirty irish-german drunk...from my paternal grandparents I learned to have an open mind towards others and to accept the people and things that come my way without trying to change them...I learned this the hard way from them...so even if it was for just a few seconds, I'd like to see them to say thank you...

Music:

Everything...I just love music period...I personally lean towards the heavier side of things, but that doesn't mean you won't find Mozart, B.B. King, and Atreyu all hanging out on the same page of my CD case

Movies:

The Boondock Saints, Noises Off!, Empire Records, SLC Punk, etc...I love movies almost as much as music

Television:

I hate TV...

Books:

Anything by Brian Jacques or R.A. Salvatore.

Heroes:

Santa Clause. Cause he's a fat bastard, works one day a year, is actually HAPPY with himself, and gets to eat all the milk and cookies he wants.

My Blog

It's not the fall that kills you...

I woke up yesterdayand saw your faceBut it was a face I didn't recognizeLike I was seeing it for the first time Like I'd been staring through a fogthat had clouded my sightand suffocated my minda...
Posted by TomBob on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 08:40:00 PST

screaming at the sound of silence

I want to scream but I don't have the wordsFor when the world dies so quietlyIt can't be heardI want to see it all fucking burn downAs the leaves in the treesStart to fall to the ground...
Posted by TomBob on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 06:32:00 PST