TO ALL MY MINNESOTA FRIENDS |
FRIENDS:Will stand guard while u take a piss.MINNESOTA FRIENDS: Will shine a spotlight on you while yourdrunk ass is taking a piss in the bushes.FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. and MrsMINNESOTA FRIENDS...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 23:02:00 GMT |
PISCES - THE ADDICT |
GEMiNi - The Alcoholic(5/21-6/21)Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships,Addictive. Loud. SCORPiO - The Gorgeous One(10/23...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 02:13:00 GMT |
A Guys Point Of View |
From a guys point of view:We don't care if you talk to other guys.We don't care if you're friends with other guys.But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks into the room and you ju...
Posted by on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 23:39:00 GMT |
The Most Functional Word In The English Language |
This just throws a monkey wrench in my cuss word theory.......Well, it's SHIT...That's right, SHIT!Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.Consider:You can be shit faced,shit...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 21:44:00 GMT |
FOR THE LADIES AND GENTS |
Men:1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.According to condom manufacturers, only 6% ofmen use extra large condoms.2) The average man is 5 inches long when erect(no matter what you have heard ladie...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 01:57:00 GMT |
Life |
As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will. You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time. ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 03:15:00 GMT |
