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PICKLE WICKLE [PANTY SHOTS]

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About Me


If you wanna get deep all i have to say is heyyyy.The names Krissten.[yes its spelled with 2s'.] I worship sublime.Total eyeliner whore.Im usually shy and quiet,but once you get to know me,im pretty crazy.Mad trust issues.I love dancing in my boy short underwear to killer music.Frozen pop-tarts are THE BEST.I'll fall in love with you if you give me the one eyebrow raise or wink at me sexy.Both equally turn me on.Dont take me for granted.Im weird and vulgar.I make fun of ppl like you wouldnt even believe.Im a smartass n i can be very serious,you should learn to tell the difference with me.Good tunes.Good times.What the fuck is wrong with you people?Why cause needless drama?Why care what people think about you?Why miss out on the present?Live life.I'm the most honest person.The word normal bores me.I'm the person you can talk to about ANYTHING.I have a weird obsession with old zombie movies and gorey shit.I have a talent for reciting movies i watch way too much, and im constantly makin movie references b.c of it :D DEAL! If you think i give a fuck,think again.Talk shit about me,n ill skin your mother.More evil than your average chika.DONT FORGET TO FUCK YOURSELF! i will never be young, i will never be loved, i will never be wrong!
'Eat my box,rover.'
'Im just a fucked up girl looking for my own piece of mind, im not perfect.'
'I think im going crazy from sexual frustration''And you havent heard the miracle of masturbation?'
Yes,i'm drunk.And you're beautiful.And tomorrow morning,i'll be sober but you'll still be beautiful.
'I always tell the girls,never take it seriously,if ya never take it seriously,ya never get hurt,ya never get hurt,ya always have fun,and if you ever get lonely,just go to the record store and visit your friends'
'Here is the deepest secret nobody knows.Here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud and the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which grows higher than soul can hope or mind can hide.And this is the wonder thats keeping the stars apart...i carry your heart,i carry it in my heart.'
'I love you' can mean a lot of things...like 'you'll do till someone better comes along,'or 'i cant describe how i really feel but i know that im supposed to say this,'or'Shut up,im watching TV.'
'Now ive justified this to myself in all sorts of ways.It wasnt a big deal,just a minor betrayal.Or we'd outgrown each other,you know,that sort of thing.But lets face it,i ripped them off.My so called mates.But Begbie,i couldnt give a shit about him.And Sick Boy,well he'd done the same to me,if he'd only thought of it first.And Spud,well okay,i felt sorry for Spud.He never hurt anybody.So why did i do it?I could offer a million answers,all false.The truth is that i'm a bad person.But,thats gonna change.I'm going to change.This is the last of that sort of thing.Now i'm cleaning up and i'm moving on,going straight and choosing life.I'm looking forward to it already.I'm gonna be just like you.The job,the family,the fucking big television.The washing machine,the car,the compact disc and electric tin opener,good health,low cholesterol,dental insurance,mortgage,starter home,leisure wear,luggage,three piece suite,DIY,game shows,junk food,children,walks in the park,nine to five,good at golf,washing the car,choice of sweaters,family Christmas,indexed pension,tax exemption,clearing gutters,getting by,looking ahead,the day you die.'

My Interests


Alcohol.Art.Bass geetar.Concerts.Dill pickles.Haunted House.Making ppl laugh.My tunes.Old School Punk.Old zombie movies.Piercings.Road Trips.Ryan Dunn.Snowboarding.Taco Bell.Tattoos.Zombies.

I'd like to meet:

Brody Dalle.Dita Von Teese.Samaire Armstrong.Maggie Gyllenhaal.Chino Moreno.Joey Jordison.Quentin Tarantino.Tim Burton.James Franco.Uma Thurman.Christina Ricci.Rose McGowan.Ryan Gosling.Mary-Kate Olsen.Nick Hexum.Michael Pitt.Dane Cook.Adrian Grenier.Dave Navarro.Johnathan Davis.Robert Smith.Criss Angel.Persia White.Nick Simmons.

Music:

311. The 69 eyes. Ac/Dc. Aerosmith. AFI. Alice Cooper. AntiFlag. A Global Threat. The Agony Scene. As i lay dying. A Perfect Circle. Arch Enemy. Bad Religion. Bang Tango. Beastie Boys. Black Dahlia Murder. Black Flag. Black Sabbath. Black Label Society. Bob Marley. Brides of Distruction. CandleBox. Cake. Cannibal Corpse. Casualties. Cheap Sex. Children of Bodom. Clit 45. The Clash. Coal Chamber. Cockney Rejects. Combichrist. Cradle Of Filth. The Cramps. Crisis. The Cure. Damageplan. Dangerous Toys. Death By Stereo. Deathstars. Dead Kennedys. Deadstar Assembly. Deftones. Deicide. Depeche Mode. Devotchkas. Dimmu Borgir. Distillers. Dillinger Escape Plan. The Doors. Dope. Dreamtheater. DropKick Murphys. Drowning Pool. Elton John. Elliot Smith. Evemaster. Everytime i Die. The Exploited. Fear Factory. Frankenstein Drag Queens. Frou Frou. The Germs. Glassjaw. Grateful Dead. Graveworm. Guns n Roses. HedPe. Horropops. The Haunted. Immortal. Incubus. It dies today. Jack off Jill. Janes Addiction. Jetboy. Jimi Hendrix. Joan Jett. Johnny Cash. KillSwitch Engage. Kittie. Kidd Blue. KottonMouthKings. Korn. Lacuna Coil. Lad Rats. Lamb Of God. Led Zep. Left Alone. Life of Agony. Lit. Lower Class Brats. Madsin. Machinehead. Manson. Mastodon. The Matches. Metallica. Mindless Self Indulgence. Minor Threat. Motorhead. Misfits. Mudvayne. Murderdolls. Necrophagist. Nekromantix. Nevermore. Nirvana. Nightwish. No doubt. NOFX. Oasis. OutKast. Otep. Ozzy. Pantera. Pearl Jam. Phish. The Pixies. Pink Floyd. Poison the Well. Prodigy. RadioHead. Ramones. Rammstein. Rancid. Riot Squad. Rob Zombie. Sex Pistols. Shadows Fall. Skid Row. Slaughter. Slayer. The Smiths. Smashing Pumpkins. Snoop Dogg. Snot. Social Distortion. Soilwork. Soulfly. Steve Miller Band. Subhumans. System of a Down. Tegan and Sara. Throwdown. Tiger Army. TOOL. Tora Tora. Total Chaos. Transplants. Trivium. Underoath. Unearth. The Unseen. The Verve. Violent Femmes. The Virus. Voodoo Glow Skulls. Vixtrola. Walls of Jericho. Wednesday 13. Winger. White Zombie. Wheatus. ZZ Top. And much MORE =p

Movies:

.45. 5 Easy Pieces. 10 Things i Hate About You. 10th & wolf. 200 cigarettes. 2001 Maniacs. Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls. Across the Universe. A love song for Bobby Long. Alice in Wonderland. All over me. All the real girls. Almost Famous. American Beauty. American History X. Anarchist Cookbook. Annie Hall. Another Day in Paradise. Art School Confidential. A Scanner Darkly. The Badge. The Ballad of Jack and Rose. Bang bang you're dead. Beavis and Butthead Do America. Benny and Joon. Beetlejuice. Big Daddy. Big Fish. Billy Madison. Black Snake Moan. Blue Car. Boogie Nights. Borat. Bound. Bowling for Columbine. Boys Dont Cry. Boys. Blow. Breach. The Breakfast club. Breakfast at Tiffany's. Breakfast on Pluto. The Bridge. Brokeback Mountain. Born as ghosts. Buffalo '66. Bully. But im a Cheerleader. Candy. Captivity. Chelsea Walls. Citizen Ruth. Clerks 1&2. The Client. Clock work Orange. Conversations With Other Women. The Craft. Crawlspace. The Crow. Dazed and Confused. The dead Girl. Dead Poets Society. Death Becomes her. Delirious. Detroit Rock City. Devil’s Rejects. Dick. Disturbia. Dogma. Domino. The Doom Generation. Donnie Darko. Dont Tell Mom the Babysitters Dead. The Doors. Down in the valley. The Dreamers. Dreamland. Easy Rider. Election. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Eulogy. Everythings Illuminated. Fear. Fearless Freaks. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. Female Trouble. Festival Express. Fight Club. Flower and Garnet. Funny Faces. Friday. Garden State. Ghost World. Gia. Girl. Girls Best Friend. Girl Interrupted. The Go-Getter. Gone in 60 Seconds. Grandma‘s Boy. Grindhouse. A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints. Hair. Half Baked. Half Nelson. Halloween. Haggard. Happy Campers. Hard Candy. Head. Heathers. Hedwig and the Angry Itch. Helter Skelter. Hippie Hippie Shake. High Fidelity. Home Room. House of the Dead. House of 1000 Corpses. House of Sand and Fog. The House of yes. Hurricane Streets. Idle Hands. I♥Huckabees. Im a sex addict. Indie Sex. I love your work. Jackass. Jackass Number 2. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Ken Park. Kids. Kill Bill Volume 1&2. Kiss Kiss Bang Bang. A Knight's Tale. Knocked Up. KORN:Deuce. Labyrinth. Last Days. The Last of the high kings. The Last kiss. Lie with me. Little Athens. Little Miss Sunshine. London. Mall Rats. Manic. The Man who Cried. Monster House. Monsters Inc. Mouth to Mouth. My Fair Lady. Mysterious Skin. Natural Born Killers. Nightmare Before Christmas. Night of the Living Dead. No Direction Home:Bob Dylan. Normal Adolescent Behavior. The Notorious Bettie Page. Nowhere. The Number 23. Octane. The Oh in Ohio. On the edge. One flew over the cuckoos nest. The Opposite of Sex. Over the Edge. Overnight Delivery. The Patriot. Party Monster. Pecker. Planet Terror. Puccini for Beginners. Pulp Fiction. Punk:Attitude. Prey for rock n roll. The Professional. Prozac Nation. Psych-Out. Rebel without a Cause. Rent. Requiem for a Dream. Reservoir Dogs. Rules of Attraction. Running with Scissors. Rocky Horror Picture Show. Sarah Silverman:Jesus is Magic. Saw 1,2,&3. Secretary. Secret Window. She-devil. Sherry Baby. Shawn of the Dead. Shot in the dark. Shooting Livien. Shopgirl. SinCity. Sid and Nancy. Slackers. SLC Punk. Sleepy Hollow. Slums of Beverly Hills. Sonny. Spun. Stay. Suburbia. Suicide Girls:The first tour. Summer of Sam. Superbad. Super Troopers. Tape. Texas Chainsaw Massacre. Things Behind the Sun. Totally F*cked up. Trainspotting. Valley of the dolls. V for Vendetta. Velvet Goldmine. Waiting. Waterboy. Waynes World 1&2. Weed. The Wedding Singer. Weird Science. Welcome to the Dollhouse. Welcome to LA. Winter passing. Wristcutters:a love story. Wonderland. Wonderwall. Underworld 1&2. The Youth in us. Zombie Flesh Eaters;;and much more :D

Television:

L.A. Ink.Viva La Bam.Weeds.George Lopez.Beavis n Butthead.Drake and Josh.Daria.Bones.House.The Whitest Kids U'Know.JDMA.Intervention.Scrubs.Gene Simmons Family Jewels.South Park.That 70's Show.

Heroes:

My righteous rat Cuteboy :D ¤Margarita¤ There isnt enough words to say about this beautiful chika.Shes pretty much been by my side through all the good,all the bad,and even the ugly shit.Everything you wanna find in a best friend she has.No-one could ever compare to her b.c there will NEVER be another person on the face of the planet like her.Me n her have been through so much with one another n at times shes been there for me more than my family has.I trust her more than i trust most people.Shes been by my side when noone else was n has helped me outta the most darkest places in my life.We've had the most amazing conversations,n when ive needed someone the most,shes always been the one there for me.This women will make you smile even when you find it so difficult to do.Its gonna be me n her in the end and i wouldnt want it to be with anyone but her.The late night chitchats,singin me to sleep,3 notebooks we've wrote for one another,endless laughs,crys,concerts, presents,jokes,endless love. I wouldnt trade that for ANYTHING in this world.She knows everything there is to know about me,n prolly knows more about me then i know about myself.We're just alike in every way n we connect on a level that i dont with anyone else.Both of us can fuckin be ourselves around one another n dont try to be anything else. This Women is the best of the best n im so fuckin lucky to have her n my life.She'll always be there when i need someone to lean on.Fuck with her,try in come between us n i'll slit your goddamn throat with a mother fuckin smile on my face.RiOt 'n bUrriTo=CHAOS YOU PAY NOW BITCH! "Is that a belt on your head?"BWHAHAA. TURD IS THE WORD :D R.I.P. 4.4.1979-1.22.2008 'I only do this b.c im having fun.The day i stop having fun,i'll just walk away'

My Blog

my thoughts kill me more than ever. n i know they kill others so much more..

i know that everyone has flaws. i know that everyone isnt perfect. im sorry, but i would be THE last person to calm that i was b.c im so far from perfect. i dont say things for ppl to get mad about. ...
Posted by PICKLE WICKLE [PANTY SHOTS] on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 05:37:00 PST

if she wants to dance n drink all night, well theres no one that can stop her. XD

if she wants to dance n drink all night, well theres no one that can stop her. shes going until the house lights come up or her stomach spills onto the floor. this night is gonna end when we're damn w...
Posted by PICKLE WICKLE [PANTY SHOTS] on Fri, 28 Sep 2007 05:44:00 PST

all hope in eclipse..

its 3:01 in the am n yes im still up. i barely ever get any sleep n im just doin what i do best. i just keep fucking up. i have no idea what i want right now. i have no fucking clue. i am back to my o...
Posted by PICKLE WICKLE [PANTY SHOTS] on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 12:49:00 PST

b.c things like this make me smile :D

HAPPY 20th BDAY to me!! thanks for all the fuckin bday love i got from all my peeps! it really did mean a fuckin lot to me! mhmm. i didnt think today was gonna be good at all but i went to dinner at m...
Posted by PICKLE WICKLE [PANTY SHOTS] on Sun, 29 Jul 2007 01:20:00 PST

lick it up baby! lick it up ;D

im sitting here, over anazlying all my thoughts right now. i have soo many, at this point its not even funny. funny that im typing my feelings out in a myspace blog. but i gotta do it some how right?...
Posted by PICKLE WICKLE [PANTY SHOTS] on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:40:00 PST

if you dont know now you know,nigga

i got the idea for this blog from Samantha. Thanks darlin. i love you bunches.1. im the ultimate pickle lover. could live off of them.2. my mood swings are notorious.3. wanna cheer me up? buy or give ...
Posted by PICKLE WICKLE [PANTY SHOTS] on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 12:52:00 PST

¤laughter¤ its free..anytime call me..

I was debating on wheter or not i wanted to write another blog in here. Only b.c it is kinda like a journal n i didnt know if i really wanted to write what ive really been feeling in here. But ive bee...
Posted by PICKLE WICKLE [PANTY SHOTS] on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 09:54:00 PST

everytime we touch we get closer to heaven;; you on my skin this must be the end

Why oh why must i over analyze everything? I am so sick and tired of the immaturity displayed by so many males in this town. I believe that 99% of the male population think with their dicks. I ha...
Posted by PICKLE WICKLE [PANTY SHOTS] on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 11:49:00 PST

one last caress all HELL breaks loose;; the american nightmare

When a girl bumps into your armwhile walking she wantsyou to hold her handWhen she wants a hugshe will just stand thereWhen u break a girls heart,she still feels it whenu run into each other 3 years ...
Posted by PICKLE WICKLE [PANTY SHOTS] on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 01:32:00 PST

zomBie fleSh eatErs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ppIWBqPYjg Click it bitches! i hadda put the link to the vid in here instead cuz the video itself wouldnt show up. Check it out though, this scene is fuckin righteous a...
Posted by PICKLE WICKLE [PANTY SHOTS] on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 02:19:00 PST