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El Crippo

Cripple Cripple Cripple

About Me

I forgot how to walk a long time ago and then i went on a magical adventure to Pennsylvania where I met a jew, a angry irish dwarf, a pot head, a kinky lil minx, a big black man, a red neck, and a swimmer who wants to take my life. Catch all the hilarity that ensues weeknights on the WB.....Heres a joke, "Why did the chicken cross the road?" "To laugh at the little crippled boy who fell out of his wheelchair"

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My Interests

Wheelchair Basketball, Wheeling About, Anime cuz Im cool like that, Football(Buffalo Bills), Baseball(San Diego Padres), College Basketball and Football(Syracuse Orange), Anything Criptacular

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Name: JT
Birthday: December 16
Birthplace: Canandaigua NY
Current Location: Canandaigua NY
Eye Color: green
Hair Color: black
Height: umm like 3'5 sitting
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: nazi, commie, polack
The Shoes You Wore Today: cripples dont wear shoes
Your Weakness: stairs
Your Fears: stairs, soccer
Your Perfect Pizza: chicken wing
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: walk across the country
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL, BRB
Thoughts First Waking Up: Fuck
Your Best Physical Feature: you mean besides my legs
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: Edinboro
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: None
Do you Smoke: never
Do you Swear: maybe
Do you Sing: voice of an angel
Do you Shower Daily: def
Have you Been in Love: once
Do you want to go to College: Doin that now
Do you want to get Married: yuppers
Do you belive in yourself: somewhat
Do you get Motion Sickness: yes
Do you think you are Attractive: eh
Are you a Health Freak: not really besides exercising
Do you get along with your Parents: yup
Do you like Thunderstorms: sure
Do you play an Instrument: guitar kinda
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Baseball and beer nights
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nope
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: nope
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: half a box
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: nope
Ever been Drunk: haha
Ever been called a Tease: nope
Ever been Beaten up: nope
Ever Shoplifted: nope
How do you want to Die: Somehow be a martyr
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Playin pro cripple ball
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green or Blue
Favourite Hair Color: One minute its blonde the next its black...depends on the girl
Short or Long Hair: no matter
Height: could care less
Weight: doesnt matter much
Best Clothing Style: whatever suits you
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: a decent amount
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few

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Music:

Third Eye Blind, Our Lady Peace, System of a Down, Bush, Yellowcard, Jack Johnson, Ben Harper, Blink 182, Matchbox 20, Sugar Ray, Tenacious D, Led Zepplin, The Beatles, Nirvana, Linken Park, Jay-Z, AFI, The Ataris, The Gorillaz, Fort Minor, The Get Up Kids, The Cranberries, Poe, Pearl Jam, The Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Sublime, Lynrd Skynrd, Live, The Verve, Hootie and the Blowfish, David Grey, Blind Melon, The Crystal Method, Blues Traveler, Collective Soul,

Movies:

Tombstone, Boondock Saints, Gladiator, Braveheart, The Usual Suspects, Hero, The Wedding Crashers, Tommy Boy, Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, The Waterboy, Requeim for a Dream, Dodgeball, Lucky Number Slevin, Inside Man, Aladdin, Lion King, Little Mermaid(its a good movie dammit), American History X,

Television:

24, Family Guy, Simpsons, West Wing. Firefly, Battlestar Gallactica, Smallville, The Shield, House, American Dad, SportsCenter, PTI, Rome is Burning, Around the Horn, Baseball Tonight, Full Metal Alchemist, DBZ, Inuyasha, Moral Orel, Rurouni Kenshin, Yu Yu Hakusho, Cowboy BeBop, Trigun, Berserk, Samurai Champloo, WWE Raw, TNA, Angry Beavers, Roccos Modern Life,

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Books:

The Jim Kelly Story, The Cleric Quintet(Canticle, In Sylvan Shadows, Night Masks, The Fallen Fotress, The Chaos Curse), The Dark Elf Trilogy(Homeland, Exile, Sojourn), Wizards First Rule, Stone of Tears, Blood of the Fold, Temple of the Winds, Soul of the Fire, Faith of the Fallen, The Pillars of Creation, Naked Empire, A Game of Thrones, Clash of Kings, A Storm of Swords, River of Doubt; Theodore Roosevelts Most Dangerous Journey, Calvin and Hobbes,

Heroes:

JIM KELLY!!!!!!!!!! Goku, Guts, Vash the Stampede, Edward Elric, Cloud Strife, Link, Fei Wong, Chrono, Maxi, Kenshin Himora
[Marital Status] Single
[Shoe size] 11 1/2
[Parents still together] yuppers
[Siblings] 3
[Pets] 2 retards
FAVORITES
[Color] green
[Number] 12
[Animal] doggy doggy doggy
[Drinks] Beer of Roots
[Soda] Root Beer
[Book]
[Flower] dont care as long as it doesnt smell like ass
DO YOU
[Color your hair?] Nope
[Twirl your hair?] All the time..hehe
[Have tattoos?] nope
[Have Piercings?] nope
[Cheat on tests/homework?] not sense 8th grade german
[Drink/Smoke?] drink
[Like roller coasters?] cripples dont coaster
[Wish you could live somewhere else?] Ireland of Sweden
[Want more piercings?] need one to want more
[Like cleaning?] not really
[Write in cursive or print?] print
[Own a web cam?] no
[Know how to drive?] cars and wheelchairs
[Own a cell phone?] ya
[Ever get off the damn computer?] of course
HAVE U EVER
[Been in a fist fight?] not really
[Considered a life of crime?] naaa
[Considered being a hooker?] ya cuz crippled hookers would make outstanding money
[Lied to someone?] once in a while
[Been in love?] yup
[Made out with JUST a friend?] nope
[Been in lust?] ya
[Used someone] no
[Been used?] umm i dont think so
[Been cheated on?] no
[Kicked someone in the nuts?] if i could kick i def would
[Stolen anything?] not of value
[Held a gun] nope
CURRENTS
[Current clothing] you know, the whole pants and shirt thing
[Current mood] chill
[Current taste] umm the spit in my mouth
[What you currently smell like] Curve
[Current hair] all messy
[Current thing I ought to be doing] either reading or sleeping
[Current cd in stereo] Audioslave, "Out of Exile"
[Last book you read] Eragon
[Last movie you saw] Advent Children
[Last thing you ate] Brownie
[Last person you talked to on the phone] Zach aka Bitchboy
[Do drugs?] nope
[Believe there is life on other planets?] prolly
Remember your first love?] yup
[Still love him/her?] that kinda thing never really fully goes away
[Read the newspaper?] once in a while
[Have any gay or lesbian friends?] a couple
[Believe in miracles?] yes
[Do well in school?] not as well as i should
[Wear hats] My Syracuse hat all the time
[Hate yourself?] never
[Have an obsession?] nope
[Collect anything?] used to collect cards
[Have a best friend?] a few best friends
[Close friends?] several
[Like your handwriting?] its aight
[Care about looks] not really
LOVE LIFE
[First crush] Thats like forever ago...umm cant remember the first
[First kiss] refer to the last answer
[Do you believe in love at first sight?] no
[Do you believe in "the one?"] to a point
[Are you a tease?] no
[Too shy to make the first move?] all depends on the situation
ARE U A
[Daydreamer] all the time
[Bitch/Asshole] can be an asshole if its called for
[sarcastic] thats a part of my humor
[Angel] you know me
[Devil] na
[Shy] if i dont know someone im very shy
[Talkative] I can be
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So like omg....this gurl i know, Pinky, just left the most insensitive message to me ever in response to one of my blogs.  It was like so totally mean and like stuff.  The thing is that shes...
Posted by El Crippo on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 02:09:00 PST

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Damn Cripples
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