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About Me

I live in downtown Portland, it rules. I don't know how anyone could ever subject themselves to a life in Beaverton or some other hellhole like that. If you can't walk to at least 3 bars or 3 restaurants in 5 minutes or less, you have no business living there. Especially if you're 27 (like me) and not married (like me). Really, the only down side is the fact that I can't have a dog in my apartment.I hang out with my friends. That's my goal in life right now, being with my friends and having fun. Nothing else matters.I'm outgoing. Really outgoing. Dangerously outgoing. I'm a ridiculous smartass, but I have a small amount of charm hidden away in there also. I'm also one of the most loyal and helpful friends you don't have yet. Except for the people who already are my friends, they have me.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Cool people.

Music:

Rammstein, Muse

Movies:

Se7en

Television:

I hooked my computer up to my 56" widescreen HDTV (think I'm compensating for anything?) and have barely watched TV since. I'd rather check my e-mail every 5 minutes than watch TV now. Maybe I should throttle down on my cable package now...

My Blog

I lied, you should switch to GEICO

They must hate making money. In the last 5 months I've racked up:1) $1200 stabbed bumper repair (vandalism)2) $1400 broken window repair (vandalism)3) $1000 door scrape repair ...
Posted by ryancerium on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 09:53:00 PST

Don’t switch to GEICO, your car will be damaged constantly afterwards

GEICO must hire car elves. Three weeks after I switched, somebody punched a hole in my bumper. $500 deductible. Two weeks ago somebody broke my window and stole my duffel bag. ...
Posted by ryancerium on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 02:39:00 PST

Socks That Fit

I can't believe it. I finally found socks that aren't the ubiquitous, and therefore useless, size 8-12. Nordstrom has socks that are genuinely sized. I buy the 5 1/2-7 1/2 size, but ...
Posted by ryancerium on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 10:14:00 PST

Mugging Car Prowlers

Does anyone else want to get together kind of early in the morning, say around 5:00 am, and mug people who are looking in parked cars? We'd get to play with guns and other weaponry, as well as m...
Posted by ryancerium on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 04:07:00 PST

More BMW News

I'm pretty sure it was vandalism. I was at Touche again last night -- I think that's 4 out of 6 -- and they're doing some road work on that street. There is a portable road sign with a boo...
Posted by ryancerium on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 12:50:00 PST

If you break my window, steal something valuable.

I committed a cardinal sin last night: I left a duffel bag full of worthless shit in my car. That simple act will cost me $683.01. I heard the alarm go off at 5:30 am or so, but that...
Posted by ryancerium on Wed, 09 Jan 2008 01:23:00 PST

My BMW needs to go to the mother ship

Last night I went to Touche (very unusual, I know) and parked out on the street in front of the place. When I got to work this morning, I noticed that my bumper was kind of disjointed. Th...
Posted by ryancerium on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 02:54:00 PST