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I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Hello :) My name is Phillip :]

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Norm MacDonald, Andrew Kennedy, Doug Benson, Mitch Hedberg, Josh Sneed, Frank Caliendo, Pablo Francisco, Stephen Lynch, Demetri Martin, Jim Gaffigan, Steve Byrne, Arj Barker, John Caparulo, Jimmy Carr, Kyle Dunnigan, Christian Finnegan, Chelsea Handler, The Amazing Johnathan, Gabriel Iglesias, Patton Oswalt, Dat Phan, Brian Posehn, Brian Regan, Nick Swardson, Harland Williams, Sebastian Maniscalco, Cast of Snl, Pianocircus, Alpa Chino, Don Hertzfeldt, Beck, and Tim Gunn!

My Blog

What I think of you :)

Easy as pie :)Just put your name, and I'll let you know what i think of you :)
Posted by on Tue, 26 May 2009 10:08:00 GMT

Body Blog

'The Quest for the Holy Bod' "body shots  i took some body shots (pictures of ma body) cause im workin out to get a better body, for me ^_^i dont take them cause i think i look good, the very opposite...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Feb 2009 10:09:00 GMT

Bunny

d.()()--(oo).c(uu)  _(|__/)_(='.'=)C(")_(")  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6grEZ-X4nc
Posted by on Tue, 17 Feb 2009 16:00:00 GMT

little white room

i wish.. there was a place i could gowhere there would be no problemswhere i could do whatever i wantsay whatever i want to sayand it wouldn't change anythingbecause id be by myselfin my own little wo...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 22:08:00 GMT

iGod

I found one of the funnest things on the web today.......iGod! here are some of my conversations[i got rid of the spaces for room](if it stops then that means i was done or he stopped replying; i gues...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Aug 2008 21:40:00 GMT

My Favorite Song

Blue Oyster Cult (Don't Fear) The Reaper All our times have comeHere but now they're goneSeasons don't fear the reaperNor do the wind, the sun or the rain..we can be like they areCome on baby...don't ...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 20:28:00 GMT

Cactus Love

?Cactus Love? 1Love is like a Cactus"You can look from a distance and enjoy yourself,but get too close and you'll get hurt."-Phillip Hawkenson ?Cactus Love? 2 Love is like a Cactus"Stay away and you'l...
Posted by on Sun, 13 May 2007 17:44:00 GMT

Dawnmarie's trip to the bathroo.

Dawnmarie's trip to the bathroom out of the movies into the bathroom where her but met the floor. butt:oh,yeah how's it goin? floor:pretty good,pretty good,so.....you doin anything later? butt:yeah,uh...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 20:35:00 GMT

2 poems 2 endings

Future every second i wonder "what if ?"every minute i wonder "what if ?"every hour i wonder "what if ?"ever day i wonder "what if ?"every morning i wake up and ask myself "whaty if ?"every night befo...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 13:12:00 GMT

My Dear Poem about My Dear Girl

Girli keep wanting to ask her but im just too shy i keep wanting to ask her but im afraid she'll deny i dont know what to say when im around her i dont want to mess this up....grrrr she has a great pe...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 18:24:00 GMT