Russell "Danger" Webster - ProfilesArchive

About Me

What's up? I'm 18 and a Senior at Maple Grove Sr. High. I play guitar, that's pretty much my entire world. I'm Looking for a band, I guess. I don't really know what else to put here. I guess a lot of you probably know my brother.IM me @ Not Russ Webster

My Interests

Guitar, all kinds of music (excluding most rap), hangin with friends, writing music, playing the blues, Tetris, Girls, Super Mario 1+3 (not 2.. fuck 2..), my "band", Mello Yello, puppies, GTA, Kevin Smith movies, comics.

I'd like to meet:

Hendrix, Jason Becker, Joe Perry, Kirk Hammett, Jimmy Page, Clapton, Jack Black, Kyle Gass, Slash, B.B. King, Eddie Van Halen, Rivers, Steve Vai, Billy Sheehan, John Petrucci, Yngwie Malmstein, John Mayer, Dave Chappelle, Victor Wooten, Joe Satriani, Jonny Lang, Dave Mustaine, Brian May, Stevie Ray Vaughan, George Carlin, Kevin Smith, and Jason Mewes

Music:

.. width="425" height="350" ..John Fucking Mayer

Movies:

Anchorman, Saving Silverman, American Pie 1&2 + American Wedding, Clerks, Chasing Amy, Mallrats, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Bio-Dome, Super Troopers, Office Space, Happy Gilmore, Wayne's world, There's a million of them...

Television:

Family Guy, Futurama, The Simpsons, Malcolm in the Middle, That '70's Show, Boy Meets World, AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE!

Books:

Harry Potter

Heroes:

John Mayer, Jimi Hendrix, Eric Clapton, Jack Black, Kyle Gass, B.B. King, Jimmy Page, Seth McFarlane, Robert Plant, Slash, George Carlin, Kevin Smith, Nick Swardson, Dave Chappelle, Dane Cook, Jim Gaffigan, Demetri Martin, Brian Regan!..

My Blog

Saying what needs to be said...

Dear Super Mario Bros. 3, Why are you so awesome? I have pondered this for some time and I have come to a conclusion: the leaf. I'm talking about the leaf that enables Mario to hover briefly (somewhat...
Posted by Russell "Danger" Webster on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 02:22:00 PST

Possibly the greatest joke in the history of mankind...

A shitload of my friends have already heard this joke, but it's so damn great that I'm posting it here for all to see... So there's this kid nicknamed "Dirty Billy." Dirty Billy is legendary around to...
Posted by Russell "Danger" Webster on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 08:07:00 PST

This fucking sucks...

I honestly feel like I'm losing my best friend in the world. Seriously. For one, I'm grounded and we can't hang out. And on the weeks where I'm not grounded, I work all fucking weekend, so my days are...
Posted by Russell "Danger" Webster on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 12:12:00 PST

Seriously, people...

I hate to be a prick, but if you're going to post a bulletin, for fuck's sake make it something worthwhile. C'mon, people, nobody wants to read something that has a title that says "OH MY SWEET F...
Posted by Russell "Danger" Webster on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 01:08:00 PST

It's time for me to stop hiding my true feelings...

I am finally going to get this out in the open, because, frankly, I'd rather my friends and family hear it from me instead of someone else whose information could have been incorrect. For the last few...
Posted by Russell "Danger" Webster on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 04:03:00 PST

I'm here to clear a few things up.....

Every time I'm having an innocent conversation about Ernie and Bert (anybody who needs clarification on Ernie who? and Bert who? needs to get their head examined), the conversation inevitably turns to...
Posted by Russell "Danger" Webster on Thu, 25 May 2006 08:09:00 PST

Best Comic-Strip Ever...

Wow. I am awestruck... ...
Posted by Russell "Danger" Webster on Thu, 16 Mar 2006 04:00:00 PST