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Kurt

All Must Quiver to my Pearly White Manliness!!!

About Me

Favorite New Funny - "Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992 because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may reapply if there is a change in your circumstances." --Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina
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My Interests

My interests don't really involve blogging. I really just signed up for this gig to impress a girl. Girls gone. Now I have this new chick. She gets pissy if I don't blog about my total love and affection for her. I almost forgot my blind devotion. I like to play with her titties, because she's the first woman I've had that actually has something larger than mosqitoe bites. She doesn't mind that I'm furry either. She just makes sure she shaves a small part of my back so the hair doesn't tickle her nose when we spoon. I do love her though. Even though she has a tendency to abuse my trust and login to my blog. It's alright though. I figure it's a decent trade since I like to wear her dresses and make up while she's at work. She can't seem to figure out why she's spent so much on make-up since we've lived together. I told her the kids ate it. Tee Hee...

I'd like to meet:

I know this is cornney, but I would like to meet the person that takes my breath away. And has GREAT taste in shoes.

Music:

I love all music but jazz and punk are by far the best!

Movies:

Bambi gets me every time.... although it always amazes me how she can take on SOOO many men at once. I've broken the freeze frame button on my remote. Thank my lucky stars for slow motion. I'm not always a pervert, just mostly.

Television:

STARGATE SG-1, STARGATE ATLANTIS, SURFACE and the new Doctor Who

Books:

Pretty much anything by Stephen King and yes the Harry Potter books.

Heroes:

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My Blog

Well I'm sure it comes as no surprise......Iam new here

I just wanted to say hello and that I am a big dork, just ask Stephanie, she's the one that got me into this, BITCH! J/K I luv ya girl.
Posted by Kurt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST