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Joe

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm a man now!. I'm the coolest guy on the internets, no doubt. Boring but polite sounds good, too. And I hate Key Food, but I like having bling. I like hanging out with my homies from WoW / RL. If you want my AIM shit, send me a message, but I'm not on very much.

My Interests

Truly epic lulz, laughing, making people laugh, learning things, pwning noobs, creating lyrics, barrel rolls, ROCK AND ROLL, the baler and using it

I'd like to meet:

Samuel L. Jackson. He's a badass mother fucker.Also, EVERYONE.

Music:

1. Go back two or three decades. 2. ??? 3. Rock!Late 70s-80s metal. Poison, Dio, Van Halen, Rush, Iron Maiden, as well as symphonic and fantasy metal (Blind Guardian, Symphony X).

Movies:

Hmm. Office Space, Ferris Bueller, Falling Down, LOTR, those starring Samuel L. Jackson, Steven Seagal and Sylvester Stallone, anything humorously bad, Asian action movies (a good portion of which count as "humorously bad"). Considering most so called "horror" movies are horrible, they're a major "NO" for the most pathetic pieces of crap ever.

Television:

Scrubs FTW, Metal Mania, History Channel, 80's crime shows (Miami Vice, Simon & Simon, Knight Rider for "The Hoff," etc.) just anything funny or intersting.

Books:

Romance Of the Three Kingdoms, The Autobiography of Malcolm X, The Art of War

Heroes:

Sun Tzu, Luther, George Dewey, Captain Falcon

My Blog

Pics are for bitches.

Yeaargh! It's a bit emo, okay? That and I don't have a camera. Zhuge Liang is sufficient to keep as my picture. If you don't like these excuses, I also don't have a face. No, I didn't then. Or that ot...
Posted by Joe on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 06:14:00 PST