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Maria

Looking for quality over quantity

About Me

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Hello there,I Consider myself to be a fun loving intelligent person,and I'm not into drama at all. I like to joke around alot, & I enjoy spending my quality time with friends and family and have a tendency to tell it exactly like it is. I guess I'm a traditional type of person with a twist ,as I like the old fashioned values such as politeness, having pasta every Sunday & having a Xmas tree up, men opening up the car door etc.Just the simple courtesies I appreciate. I'm not a liar, thief etc nor am I out to hurt anyone. There's enough shitty people out there without me adding to the chaos in our world. May not like everyone, but I don't hate. As for my interests, love to go dancing, usually over at Hard Rock. I'm also a huge fan of art in any form,so I enjoy art galleries, museums etc. Other than those places, you'll see my buns planted on a beach or at a Rock Concert. Do adore children and animals and I have both .My 2 children are teenagers and they're the loves of my life. They're each fantastic in their own way & speaking of children,if your looking for a uterus,I'm definetly not the 1 for you, my baby days are ovah * smiling* ( NYC Brooklyn accent ). I'm NOT looking to have more, so if that's your intent , not the one for you . I'm also NOT looking to get married, but would enjoy someone in my life that I can trust and laugh with.I'm sure you can relate to what I'm saying & by the way I am not a clingy woman nor do I throw things.I happen to like my stuff :). My sense of humor is very offbeat,but do know how to behave when the occassion calls for it. My x mom in law still loves me, so that should tell you a little bit about me,I was lucky,but its all about respect.Glad I never had to grind my teeth in regards to her LOL. I'm also looking for good people to share laughs with, male or female, and no I am not bi,my preference is definetly prime beef with two potatoes on the side :).
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My Interests

Definetly 1 of my interests mmmm LOL

I'd like to meet:

As for what I'm seeking , I would love to meet someone that has morals, hair on the head none on the ass :)if I can braid those ass hairs your out the door in a heart beat LOL with your balls flying behind you LOL ,now if you don't mind the weed wacker we just may be a hit LOL. Also, this paragon of virtue must have a sense of humor,going to need it with me.I still shock my girls at times, its hysterical. For you young men out there from 15 to early 20's, appreciate the compliments, very sweet of you, however I am NOT interested in forming a relationship of any sort. If I wanted to be a teacher, would have taught school. Now onto the married men, I am NOT interested as I do NOT want someone else's headache,DONOT care how much you make,the size of your pecka etc. Repeat Not interested. I know I pissed a few off on this, but ya know what too bad.
Now if your single and have a big pecka, that's another story LOL, but once again I don't care how much you make, the heart is what matters to me the most.What would impress me more is what you did with that money to help another person out. As you can see I have a strong mind, but yet I'm very soft hearted, and I realize that this profile may put off some,but that's fine with me,I'm very comfortable in who I am and know what I'm about. Please be the same. This is me,don't like it, move on,you'd be doing me a favor even if its unintentional. I'm searching for Mr.Right & NOT Mr. Right Now.Know he's out there somewhere. I also prefer dark haired gentleman but, the occassional blond gentleman gets my notice also :). Please be tall as I'm a tall woman,especially in heels. By the way if you have a voice like Hinders,c'mmere & talk to me LOL. Love that man's voice, its beyond sexy. Saw him recently in concert along with Three Days Grace, Black Stoned Cherry & Staind , they absolutely rocked ! :)
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Heroes:

My mom & Grandmother, they were absolutely fantastic and I was blessed to have each of them in my life. Love you both,RIP.. & to the men & women out there in harms way, thank you for your service. Come back safe.

My Blog

Re: I crack myself up at times

Saw Hinder in concert, love their music. That guy has the sexiest frikken voice I've heard in a long time, its enough to make a woman toss out the vibrator LOL or go buy another LOL  . Samantha o...
Posted by Maria on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 01:32:00 PST

Check out this video: The Talk

Posted By:Day DreamerGet this video and more at MySpace.comSo glad I'm not a guy & somehow I just can't picture my Italian dad having this talk with my brothers LOL ...
Posted by Maria on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 05:17:00 PST

Check out this video: Everyone Else Has Had More Sex Than Me

Posted By:WingmanGet this video and more at MySpace.com This amused the hell out of me ...
Posted by Maria on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 04:39:00 PST

What does your eye color say about you ?

What does your eye color say about you?Body: B|L|U|E| |E|Y|E|S|-People with blue eyes last the longest in relationships. They are kind, pretty or handsome & very good kissers. They always fall in ...
Posted by Maria on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 08:36:00 PST

Are you a good kisser ?

Your Kissing Technique Is: Perfect Your kissing technique is amazing - and you know it.You have the confidence to make the first move.And you always seem to know what kissing style is going to wo...
Posted by Maria on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 11:37:00 PST

What color purple are you ?

You Are Grape You are bold and a true individual. You are very different and very okay with that.People know you as a straight shooter. You're very honest, even when the truth hurts.You are also ...
Posted by Maria on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 06:31:00 PST

What color is your heart ?

what color is your heart? your heart is purple. purple in olden days was the color of royalty because only the richest could afford purple cloth. you are a loving, giving person who makes friends ...
Posted by Maria on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 11:00:00 PST

What color is your aura ?

Results - What Color Is Your Aura? - Quizilla Quizzes...
Posted by Maria on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 11:50:00 PST

Naughty Horoscopes

Aries ( March 21 - April 19) --Lives for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to b...
Posted by Maria on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 05:14:00 PST

The Strength of a Man

The Strength of a man isn't seen in the width of his shoulders.Its seen in the width of his arms that circle you.The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his voice.It is in the gentle words he ...
Posted by Maria on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 11:21:00 PST