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Colby

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About Me


hmmm well....my name is Colby, I'm 5' 7" on a really good day....about 147 pounds, give or take....I grew up in Ipswich.... I work at a golf course, and for a catering company blah blah blah....what else do you need to know? my shoe size is 11.5....I love chinese food.....the riverview makes the best pizza around....I'm all about the sox, patriots, and celtics.....I like to write in one big paragraph with lots of.....cuz I'm weird like that....I love coffee and beer, but not usually at the same time.....yeah, anyways, that's me in a nutshell....any more questions, feel free to ask ;-) or you can just read below.......
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Colby
Birthday: July 30th
Birthplace: Beverly hospital
Current Location: Gloucester MA, but Ipswich will always be my home
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5' 7" on a really really good day :-)
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: Italian and Polish mostly
The Shoes You Wore Today: dude, it's 11am, you think I've put shoes on???
Your Weakness: like my kryptonite? ummm I'll get back to you
Your Fears: being alone
Your Perfect Pizza: riverview....mushroom and extra cheese mmmm
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: no real goals per se....just spend as much time as possible with the special people in my life (and I don't mean the people that ride the short bus when I say special) :-)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: SILLY
Thoughts First Waking Up: hey dumbass, eitha roll ova and go back to bed, or get up and make coffee
Your Best Physical Feature: dimples?
Your Bedtime: when I'm sleepy
Your Most Missed Memory: living with my family...all 5 of us together
Pepsi or Coke: coke, if there's captain morgans in it
MacDonalds or Burger King: ummmm wendys :-)
Single or Group Dates: doesn't matta
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: iced coffee
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla....I developed an allergy to chocolate a few years ago
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee, no doubt
Do you Smoke: not since september 7th 1993....maybe an occasional cigar :-)
Do you Swear: no fuckin way...oooops....yeah, I guess
Do you Sing: yeah, but it sounds so much better in my head
Do you Shower Daily: yup yup
Have you Been in Love: I know I was in love with the thought of being in love
Do you want to go to College: I dunno....I know it's neva too late, but......
Do you want to get Married: someday, but only if I find the right girl....I wouldn't get married just to get married
Do you belive in yourself: uh huh
Do you get Motion Sickness: only in a car when I'm really drunk, and it's dark out :-)
Do you think you are Attractive: I think I get more attractive when you get to know me
Are you a Health Freak: nah...just lucky
Do you get along with your Parents: mom
Do you like Thunderstorms: absolutely
Do you play an Instrument: not anymore....used to play the sax...attempted to play bass....bought a keyboard, but it's in moms attic
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: like a fishy
In the past month have you Smoked: nope
In the past month have you been on Drugs: well....alcohol is a drug I guess....but not the drugs that you're thinkin about
In the past month have you gone on a Date: got one planned for new years :-)
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: ugh......yes, and I'm NOT a fan durin christmas time
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no, they'd be chocolate, rememba
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nope, only had it once
In the past month have you been on Stage: no, but I was near one :-)
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope...tiz a wee bit chilly for that these days
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: hope to steal a kiss...well maybe just borrow...I'll prolly give it back :-)
Ever been Drunk: me??? uhhhh once or twice :-)
Ever been called a Tease: yeah
Ever been Beaten up: beaten up, no, embarassed, yeah
Ever Shoplifted: shhhhhh....when I was lil, I stole candy
How do you want to Die: ummm peacefully, and afta a lifetime of good memories
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a toys r us kid
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy, Australia, and Ireland...they stick out in my mind
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: doesn't matter
Favourite Hair Color: dark
Short or Long Hair: doesn't matter
Height: no midgets and no amazon women please :-)
Weight: different gals carry it in different ways, there's no one number
Best Clothing Style: comfortable
Number of Drugs I have taken: ummm ever? tobacco and alcohol included? 5
Number of CDs I own: far too many 500+
Number of Piercings: 3, used to be 4, but ummmm not anymore
Number of Tattoos: 1 for now
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 2...yeah two
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

arturo gatti, stuart woods, ian astbury.....and some of my future wives like jessica alba, katie holmes, eva longoria, emily proctor, jamie gertz, and the model chick on the surreal life ;-)......and warren ellis, cuz he seems like a crazy fuck, and I wanna pick his brainoh, and please, don't tap on razzle's tank, and don't over-feed him...I don't wanna come home and find him floating...thank you
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My Blog

truth and honesty?

"honesty is the best policy" "the truth shall set you free" "a lie may take care of the present, but it has no future" I'unno....I'm thinkin I'm more on the lines of "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH", but ...
Posted by on Mon, 06 Oct 2008 14:13:00 GMT

cross-bloginization

this will be the Certs of blogs....why Certs you ask?  cuz they're the freshmaker?  no jackass, those are mentos....if you remember correctly, Certs were TWO mints in ONE...though I think th...
Posted by on Wed, 24 Sep 2008 15:06:00 GMT

impending doom, death is imminent

I, Colby (somethin or other), of sound mind, do hereby decree the following assets to the following people......   ok peeps, list what ya want, and my gavel shall fall
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 17:13:00 GMT

is this how it ends?

so I just got stung over ten times by yellowjackets......am I gonna die?  there's still so many things I want to do in life.......if this is my last blog entry, I love you all   -the potenti...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Sep 2008 04:50:00 GMT

fun with scammers part 3

Dear Friend,I will like to inform you that in issues of inheritance the beneficiary can be anybody,it is not mandatory for the beneficiary to be related to the deceased, it does not even matter of you...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Aug 2008 14:05:00 GMT

fun with scammers take 2

ok, so I learned the error of my ways.....the last scammer, I tried to have too much fun to quickly....so now I'm tryin a different approach...hope you all enjoy...and hey, give it a shot yourself :-)...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 14:23:00 GMT

samantha fox would say "I wanna have some fun"

ok, here's the deal...Lyssy sent me to a site where some guy was havin a little fun at the expense of an email spammer...so I said to myself, next time I get one, I'll put my own spin on it...so...for...
Posted by on Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:17:00 GMT

WHORE

you dirty, filthy, stinkin whore!  I'd just like to take the time to publicly call you that.....you know who you are....if you THINK this is directed at YOU, then you must have a guilty conscienc...
Posted by on Sun, 27 Jul 2008 06:41:00 GMT

new dear Colby 7/16

One for the dear Colby column Dear Colby,      I'm in a long term relationship, but I'm not happy.  How do I know when to end it? Hmmmm short, sweet, and to the point huh?&nbs...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Jul 2008 21:23:00 GMT

old people

ok, here we go....SO, I walk to and from work every day....2 miles each way....so I make it downtown, and I usually pass by old people....no big deal or anythin...but I try to make eye contact, smile,...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Jun 2008 09:25:00 GMT