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Chris Ebert

I am here for Friends

About Me

I love how I run into people from my high school days just to hear, "Damn, thought you'd be dead or in jail!" Well I'm not in jail somehow and I'm not dead...yet, sorry to disappoint you all.

My FFXI Sig (75 Merited Ninja on Garuda Server)

My Interests

I was lucky enough to WIN my Xbox360 from Mountain Dew 3 days before anyone could buy it! All my years of "doing the dew" finally paid off in full.

My 360 has it's own myspace blog page and you can visit it at "http://360voice.com/tag/TwoHitsNPass" for its daily comments.

I'd like to meet:

The One and Only George Carlin!!!

Music:

Just about any I can download.

Movies:

Just about any I can download.

Television:

Boondocks and Robot Chicken on Adult Swim, and Drawn Together and Chappelle's Show on Comedy Central.

Books:

What in the hell are books?!

Heroes:

Um...me for still being alive and being a foster parent. If that doesn't count then I have no heroes. Or I could say my mommy and daddy like every other cheesy bastard on Myspace.



This Is My Life, Rated
Life: 3.9
Mind: 3.8
Body: 4.5
Spirit: 2.9
Friends/Family: 2.1
Love: 5.4
Finance: 2.6
Take the Rate My Life Quiz As you can see after answering all of "Life's Questions" I rated very poorly, a rather substandard score if i may say so...I'm assuming the scores are out-of-10. Take the quiz yourself and let me know how you rate in Life.

My Blog

I’ve Gone And Done It Again...

I have this awesome ability to chase off the person I care for the most. My relationships fall apart appearently to my bad habits and situations I get myself into. 1. I've lied to keep from fighting a...
Posted by Chris Ebert on Sun, 19 Aug 2007 09:33:00 PST

30 going on 13

Well, here I sit after watching Smokin' Aces at 4am alone. I think of how studies say most men live to only be 60 years old or maybe a little more. Then I log on to MySpace to see that the 29 in my pr...
Posted by Chris Ebert on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 01:45:00 PST

IM SUEING KELLOGG'S!

After spending WAY too much time in the Ceral Isle at Walmart at 4AM I come across the perfect snack. (And don't act like YOU'VE never shopped at Walmart t hat late!)  I didn't want cookies or cakes or...
Posted by Chris Ebert on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 06:09:00 PST

The Guy's Rules...PLEASE READ WOMEN!

The Guys' Rules   At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down.Finally, the guys' side of the story.We always hear "the rules" from the female side.   Now here are the rules from ...
Posted by Chris Ebert on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 05:10:00 PST

Sick

For all those trying to reach me the past 2 days i've been strung out on cough medicine and getting ALOT of sleep. I will systematicly contact those who iIhave missed calls from and such when it ...
Posted by Chris Ebert on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 06:38:00 PST

Should I or Shouldn't I?

Do you think I should be upset the person I spent the last 5 years with has moved on to another person in less then 2 weeks?
Posted by Chris Ebert on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 08:09:00 PST

Today + 4 Kids = ALOT OF GODDAMN CANDY!

Soon the kids will be home and I plan on raiding the bags! These are one of the many days i'm really proud to be a foster parent! FREE CANDY!!! And don't act like all you other parents don't do i...
Posted by Chris Ebert on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 04:06:00 PST

Pink Floyd

As I sit here looking at my page and listening to my song I picked for it, I now realize why I picked it...cause I identify with it. I really have become "comfortably numb"
Posted by Chris Ebert on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 03:20:00 PST

The Truth Hurts...

Sometimes the truth hurts more then the pain you have lived with hating someone for what they did to you. To finally have closure and know the truth feels good, but what if the truth isn't something y...
Posted by Chris Ebert on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 03:03:00 PST

Wow T.M.F.I. Sis!

It's a strange day when you find your sister on MySpace, invite her to be a friend then read her profile and see that she is "Bi" oriented. Some things a brother doesn't need to know about his sis, TH...
Posted by Chris Ebert on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 01:43:00 PST