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Darren

Cheers... champagne for my real friends, and real pain for my sham friends

About Me

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HotFreeLayouts I'm a fun guy who loves a good time. I believe it's all about who you are with, not where you are and anything can be fun. I've got the best friends and family and the coolest job in the world so I'm perfectly happy with being me right now. I've always got room for more friends and I like meeting new people. I love snowboarding so as you can guess, I'm stoked about this winter. I'll spend most of my free days on the moutain and the other days causing trouble around here. Other than that, all you really need to know is that I'm kind of a big deal. *cheers*
Name: Darren
Birthdate: September 9th, 1982
Birthplace: Dank ass Woodland
Current Location: on my couch, in Sacramento
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 6' 0"
Weight: 160
Piercings: not for me
Tatoos: "your name" on my ass, just playing...no tattoos
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Single and rowdy!
Overused Phraze: Let's get a beer!
FAVORITES
Food: Yo quiero comida de Mexicana
Candy: some twix
Number: 84
Color: blue I guess
Animal: Big furry animals
Drink: a nice tall Guiness
Alcohol Drink: whoops, I thought that was what the last one meant. Um Jack & Coke
Bagel: Cinammon & raison
Letter: G for Gangsta!
Body Part on Opposite sex: pretty smiles
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Wac Arnolds
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry's
Hot tea or Ice tea: Hot tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Vanilla
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: Hot Chocolate is delicious!
Kiss or Hug: Kiss me, I'm Irish!
Dog or Cat: Dogs are way cooler, Old cat lady's creep me out
Rap or Punk: Rap for dance, punk for the car
Summer or Winter: Winter, keep the snow coming
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Funny ones
Love or Money: It's all love
YOUR...
Bedtime: Whenever I feel like it, GOSH!
Most Missed Memory: little league baseball
Best phyiscal feature: I'll say my eyes
First Thought Waking Up: mmm...my bed is soooo soft
Goal for this year: Finish school, get the job I've been waiting for
Best Friends: I have lots of them, I don't want to leave anyone out so I won't name anyone
Weakness: nice ladies
Fears: drowning, I hate snakes too
Heritage: Erin Go Bragh, Ireland forever
Longest relationship:
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: stupid question if you know me
Ever Smoked: a time or 2
Pot: a couple times a long long time ago
Ever been Drunk: no, never. I would never, ok ok...I've been drunk
Ever been beaten up: oh yeah, I'm the youngest of 4 boys. It was a daily thing
Ever beaten someone up: not in many many years
Ever Shoplifted: no, I'd feel to guilty
Ever Skinny Dipped: I have
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yeah, kissing girls is great!
Been Dumped Lately: Not for a while, I'd rather do the dumping...getting hurt is way overrated
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: Blue
Favorite Hair Color: Brunnetes probably
Short or Long: Long
Height: 5'5" or so
Style: Classy
Looks or Personality: Gotta have both
Hot or Cute Cute
Drugs and Alcohol: Alcohol onlyo
Muscular or Really Skinny: Skinny, a muscular girl would scare me
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: No regets, seriously
What country do you want to Visit: Ireland, Italy, Spain, Brazi, and a bunch more
How do you want to Die: Saving someone elses life
Been to the Mall Lately: I hate the mall, but I bought pants a few weeks ago
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yeah, they're cool when you got a scared girl with you ;)
Get along with your Parents: Yeah, ever since I moved out of the house
Health Freak: Not a freak but being healthy is always good
Do you think your Attractive: that's up to you, but I like my skin
Believe in Yourself: hell yeah, I get through whatever I need too
Want to go to College: Yeah I want to finish my 4 year
Do you Smoke: not really
Do you Drink: yes indeed
Shower Daily: every morning, you're nasty if you dont!
Been in Love: I have been, but that was long ago
Do you Sing: I rock out from time to time
Want to get Married: yeah, eventually
Do you want Children: yeah but not for a while, I like playing Uncle right now
Have your future kids names planned out: Don't want to get ahead of myself
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: Are 13 year olds filling this thing out?
Hate anyone: anyone with Crunk Teeth
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My Interests

Snowboarding, indoor soccer, camping, causing chaos, beers, and sticking it to the man!
My World Visitor Map!

I'd like to meet:

some nice people

Music:

Anything that rocks. Punk, alternative, some hip hop & rap, but nooo country

Movies:

Snatch, Boondock Saints, The Ladies Man, Eurotrip, Joe Dirt, Anchor Man, Zoolander, Dumb & Dumber, Billy Madison and oh so many more

Television:

South Park!! Chappelle show, Rescue me, Seinfeld is always a good one but I'm usually to busy or just don't care about watching TV

Books:

Hooked on Phonics!! Just kidding, I'm a little smarter than that. I read The Davinci Code a little while ago, awesome book by the way. Next is Angels & Demons

Heroes:

Chuck Woolery from Love Connection

My Blog

Why St. Patty's Day is when it is. The mistery solved!

Ok, so I don't know who of you know or who of you care why St. Patrick's day is when it is. Well here it is to squash all the rumors...I don't really know of any rumors but here is the answer.We all ...
Posted by Darren on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 05:01:00 PST

Why Chuck Norris is such a bad ASS part 2!!

Why Chuck Norris is such a bad Asssss!!! Part 2!!!!!Chuck Norris uses ribbed condoms inside out, so he gets the pleasure. Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths hav...
Posted by Darren on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 08:40:00 PST

Why Chuck Norris is such a bad ASS!

Why Chuck Norris Is such a Bad ASSSSSSSSS!!!Why Chuck Norris is a BAD ASSSSSS!Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed ...
Posted by Darren on Mon, 03 Jul 2006 08:35:00 PST