Fine wine, Caviar, Candle light dinners, Long walks on the beach during a full moon.
Great musicians, hot chicks and people who aren't mean.
The louder and faster the better. The more notes in a song the better the song. In fact I'm in a band right now by where the members get paid on a per note basis both in writing and live performance. I have invented a device that when you plug in your axe it counts the notes that you've played, like a musical odometer if you will. At the end of the song the person with the most notes counted wins.
They usually put me to sleep. I don't bother with movie theatres because if it's any good it'll end up on television eventually with a shitload of voice overs and excessive editing which fuckin sucks, especially in the case of "48 hours" I've recently noticed. I don't like movie theatres because they often keep the air conditioning on inside when it's cold outside. Last time I was in a movie theatre I froze my nads off. I saw the first "Jackass" when it came out a few years ago and the theatre smelled like an outhouse.
Curb your enthusiasm, Becker, The X Files, Top Chef Miami, Masterminds, Columbo, Man vs wild, Rockford files, Monty Python, and the porno I keep in my VCR.
Zen in The Martial Arts - Joe Hyams
The Last Days of John Lennon - Frederic Seaman
Betty Ong and all the heros of 9/11, Bugs Bunny, Batman and Robin, Bullwinkle.