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Simon of Doom

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About Me

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HAUNTING YOU SINCE FEB '82

I'm Simon...... I want to be your idol… I want to tear a hole and leave a gaping wound in your soul, I want to be what makes you whole so that when you try and forget me, you won’t ever. You can never, I’ll be with your forever. Forever and ever… amen. Here I am again. Back from the brink. I pack a punch that includes everything and the kitchen sink. I’m the missing link between you and contentment. I breed resentment. I expose and attack the chink in your armour. Both a blessing and the karma… that comes around, and inflicts a unhealthy dose of ultrasound… on your arse. You think I’ll pass, but I’m the drama that goes on. You can sing hari rama. Rama hari. But there’s no peace. I’ll tally up the mistakes you’ve made. Exacerbate them. And then rate them. Expose the hate that eats away inside. The worm in your heart you try and hide. The lies by which you abide and happily live behind. For I’m the truth. The personification of profanity cut loose… from this society. I don’t do piety. Social conventions are mere lies to me. Pre-emptive actions are not prevention. I’m honest in my intentions. I want to take your brain and challenge, shake up your mind to make you question. To make you think. Think beyond whatsoever you’ve hitherto to thought. To leave you fraught. And unsure. Unable to determine what is pure. But able to resist any allure. Except me. It’s through asking and never knowing we’ll be free. Unchained. Unrestrained. Not afflicted or simply labelled the insane. Not held back or kept down. We’re the night on the town that costs nothing yet rewards. All they abhorred. I’m the goal you haven’t yet scored. The revelation. I’ve no trepidation. I’ve got the information that I want to implant in your head. Intravenously inject what’s never said. I’ll wake the deadened and suppressed. Invigorate and stimulate the repressed. Yes, I’m obsessed. And I won’t relent. Until you repent. Until the message that I’ve sent has had an impact. Until you back down. Retract your ignorant statements, and suspicious, belligerent, frowns. Born of ignorance. Born of abject solitude, depression, born of greed. Pay your debt and express regret, stretch to grasp the stars from amongst the ashes, i'll tell you when we're through, i've been Haunting You since Feb '82. I'm on a roll, rolling out of your control, keep your heart, i'm after your soul. Or you'll bleed, I'm like the letter you read and re-read. Now shut you eyes, lie back, relax, and feel as one. I’m all you need! Of course I was bound to say that...

My Interests

Gridiron, Surfing, Laughing, Basketball, Tennis, affection, chaos, Philosophy, Electric Guitar for venting - Acoustic for chilling, cooking (closely followed by eating), Death metal, giving a fuck about people, Dancing at clubs, Winging stuff, Lacrosse, Complexity, tuning chicks, making up words, barbeques with mates, hidden vices, toasted marshmellows, dizzywhizzies, rainbow paddlepops, trips down south...
Also, you should know i have i helpless cheese addiction especially Camembert.. *drools* and honestly i think i need to see someone about it...

I'd like to meet:



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YOU!...Roald Dahl, Girl O'dreams, Alexi Laiho, a pirate, an alien, new friends, hot chicks, A teddy bear that is alive, Dangermouse, a car like on Knightrider but with a sexier voice, Lassie- so i can spit on the stupid dog, any evil clowns, Ladainian Tomlinson, Jesper Stromblad, Mikael Akerfeldt, the man that knocks on your door and tells you u won lotto...

Music:

Cheesy 80's!!!!! I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!

Anything funky.. Golden Oldies that get me all teary eyed and want to be in the 60's..

and then....

Amon Amarth, Apocalyptica, ArchEnemy, Emporer, Dark Throne, As I Lay Dying, At The Gates, Bach, Beethoven, Beforce, Bal-Sagoth Blind Guardian, Chopin, Children Of Bodom, Cradle Of Filth, Cryptic Wintermoon, Dark Moor, Dark Tranquillity, Death, Dimmu Borgir, Disturbed, Dragonforce, Dream Theater, Ensefirum, Einherjer, Evoken Eternal Tears Of Sorrow, Finntroll, Falchion From Autumn To Ashes, Hammerfall, Hypocrisy, Iced Earth, Ill Nino, Immortal, In Flames, Iron Maiden, Kalmah, Kamelot, Karnivool, Katatonia, Killswitch Engage, Kiuas, Lacuna Coil, Led Zeppelin, Meshuggah, Metallica, Mors Principium Est, Nightwish, Naglfar Nile, Nocturnal Rites, Norther, Novembers Doom, Opeth, Old Mans Child, Pantera, Pathogen, Rage Against The Machine, Rammstein, Rachmaninoff, Rob Zombie, Rotting Christ, Samael, Scar Symmetry, Shadows Fall, Sirenia, Slayer, Slipknot, Soilwork, Sonata Arctica, Sphere Of Souls, Static-X, Stratovarius, Symphony X, System Of A Down, Theatre of Tragedy,Trail of Tears, Thunderstone, Tchaikovsky, Therion, Tool, Tristania, Trivium, Type-O-Negative, Vespers Decent, Voyager, Wintersun, Within Temptation, Within Y, Xandria,Simon

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Movies:

Indiana Jones, Back to the Futures, The Power of One, Rememeber the Titans, Goonies, Endless Summer 2, Madagascar ,Coach Carter,Forrest Gump, The Notebook, Last Samurai, Snatch, Fight Club, Dark City, Life as a House, Lock Stock and 2 smoking barrels. Ghost in The Shell, Anything involving pirates, Shawshank Redemption, 7 Year in Tibet, Saw (s) Lord of the Rings, Love Actually, The Land before Time, Toy Story, Emporer's New Groove, Valient, V is for Vendetta, Terminator, Top Gun, Wallace and Grommit.

Television:

Entourage, Heroes, Wonder Years, The OC, Skins, Scrubs, Prisonbreak, Tranformers, Dangermouse, Futurama, Exo-Squad, Count Duckula, Thundercats, Centurions, Robotech Darkwing Duck, Ducktales, Alias the Jester, The Mysterious Cities of Gold, The Trapdoor, NFL Blast, NBA action, Ren and Stimpy, the Simpsons, Thank God you're Here, Who's Line is it Anyway, Paddington Bear, Inspector Gadget, Astroboy, Gummi bears, ..

You Are 97% Evil
Your soul is the blackest black times infinity. You are nightmare incarnate, in a world, seething with hate. Contempt, despair, even the weakest life you will not spare. No mercy for the meek, for malevolent revenge you will seek, to speak your name is to invoke the wrath and contempt of 1000 evil folk, all under your control, with your dark and powerful grasp wrapped around their pitiful soul. Your name must be Simon. And you make a mighty foe. A force to be reckoned with, and a good friend to know.
How Evil Are You?

Books:

Any Roald Dahl, Enders Game - Orson Scott Card, Magician & Co -Raymond E. Feist A Brief History of Time - Steven Hawking, The Belgariad David Eddings, Da Vinci Code, Angels and Demons, The Redemption of Athalus, Lifetime of Ideas- David Suzuki, David Gemmell, Raymond E. Feist, Katherine Kerr..

Heroes:

Roald Dahl, Dad, Nelson Mandela, David Attenbourough, Steven Hawking, David Suzuki, Edmund Dantes, Alexi Laiho, Ritchie Blackmore, Ladainian Tomlinson, Taj Burrow, Micheal Vick, Vince Young, Kelly Slater, Jesper Stromblad, Mikael Akerfeldt.

My Blog

Into Oblivion

Here i stand..far and away...where the leaves of Autumn have fallen on the dusty road and have warmed,turning brown and crisp. a bridge stands in the full breeze of the afternoon. It's creak...
Posted by Simon of Doom* on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 03:14:00 PST

Adventures Chapter 1.

So London is fuckin awesome.  So massive, so many people...SOOOOOO many freaks.  Like my  roommate  who gets up and says, "I'm going to take a shower and shave, does anyone need to...
Posted by Simon of Doom* on Mon, 05 Mar 2007 12:58:00 PST

Things about me you probably wouldn't have known.

Lots of people have Quizzes (How the FUCK do u spell that word!!)  on their pages, which i think is funny doing because i hardly know them at all.. I've decided to have answers instead. I really ...
Posted by Simon of Doom* on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 04:41:00 PST

Got some funny relplies from this so i thought i better save it..

..> i am really fuckin baked atm.... i feel like i have a dimension amputated.....im in a paper thin world.... where any little gust of wind....oh god..... best joke ever justthen....mitch came up.....
Posted by Simon of Doom* on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 05:35:00 PST

Growing Up in Australia in the 90's

..> You watched the ABC more than any other station. Those days are long gone.You made worms by squeezing your Vegemite or peanut butter crackers together.The best parties always had fairy bread.T...
Posted by Simon of Doom* on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 01:53:00 PST

Life... just got interesting...

Even Genius has to pay its dues. Its goodbye to the shortcuts, Hello to the grind. Nobody ever said it would be an easy ride. So, puch more, force more, risk more, feel more. Just how much is a matter...
Posted by Simon of Doom* on Mon, 14 May 2007 02:18:00 PST

I feel i need to clear this up. My take on what a wingman is..

Ok..For those out there who don't know what a wingman is, it is the buddy that follows around his friend in the bar, club, AA meeting, whatever when he is trying to meet women and doesn't want to look...
Posted by Simon of Doom* on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:01:00 PST

I hope he gets this...

Dear Alcohol,First & foremost, let me tell you that I'm a huge fan of yours. As my friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work cocktail, a beer at the cricket (even if y...
Posted by Simon of Doom* on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 02:50:00 PST

Simon's Guide to the Big Day Out

SIMON'S SURVIVALIST GUIDE TO THE BIG DAY OUTNOTE: I'm writing this assuming you are not a fuckhead, so you won't be going to The Boiler Room this year. The Boiler Room is for fuckheads, unless you're ...
Posted by Simon of Doom* on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 08:10:00 PST

Things Girls need to learn about guys

Things That Chicks Should Know...    We don't care if you talk to other guys. We don't care if you're friends with other guys. But when you're sitting next to us, and some random guy walks i...
Posted by Simon of Doom* on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 06:25:00 PST