...Abbey... profile picture

...Abbey...

...MoVe aSide & LeT the BIG dog EaT...

About Me

hey, my name is abbEy, emphasis on da E coz it just dont seem important 2 sum ppl
I am 18, live in da ever eventful marsh and am finally finished year 12!! woo hoo
i have a best friend, swazz.. he is lovely and i love him!!
i love maccas, no i LOVE maccas, i guess i could call it my bitch!
my friends are super cool, always up for a laugh, specially my jen jen!! she's my ho, i love her da most coz she not scared 2 b herself, like heaps if shit clones are! she been with me thru it all n i cant see dat changing! she dont discriminate against me coz im a lazy alcoholic, instead she joins me!!
dats pretty much me.. oh, summer is da best season of da year, da bacchus pool rocks my socks..
so thats it!! mwa xxx

My Interests

drinking
DIM SIMS BITCH
friends
parties
and....
the random house webster's college dictionary... check out what i found in it...
HERO SANDWHICH:a large sandwich consisting of a small loaf of bread filledwith any of various ingredients, as cold cuts and cheese or sausage and peppers.
funniest shit ever....

I'd like to meet:

A POEM BY SEB LEAHY THAT SUMS UP ME AND JENNA

Jenna is crazy, Abbey is too.
Together they're craziEST, but what can i do?

I'm just the boyfriend, the one for a fuck.
but that's all i wanted so i guess it's just good luck!

When jen jen is drunk, sex is always done.
jenna has 6 orgasms & seb only has 1!

abbey an swazz probably do it all the time.
seb, jen & abb should have a 3some but thenm abbey would be commiting a crime.

swazz would go crazy and stab seb in the heart.
abbey would just laugh and rip a fucking huge fart!

Jenna loves alcohol and also food.
she loves them all after sex when she is nude!

that rhyme was shit just like jenna's cat.
when jenna gets naked, seb gets on a fat!

this poems going nowhere, just like you guys lifes.
you's may not be the smartest, but i bet you'd make good wifes!

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Movies:

WHATS EATING GILBERT GRAPE
scream

Heroes:

any fish n chip shop worker, due to the fact they have the dim sim power bitch!!! however, the dictionary defines hero as any "MAN" and as a result of this i have no more heroes because no man i know is worthy of the title... well besides dad aka kenneth anyway!!!