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♥babycakes♥

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About Me

One word to sum me all up would be "simple." but not like in a gay way. sort of like those brownies that come in a ready to mix bag. then you add milk or water and bake for 15 min. But with out the mixing and baking part. Ya know? I guess what Im tryin to say is that Im like the short time between when you finish having sex with a hooker and when you pay her with the money you got for your birthday from your recently dead grandmother. That weird gulity feeling you get. the one that you think might be gas but really is the sad realization that your short five dollars and hookers dont take mastercard. Your not every where I want to be mastercard!! yeah the word that I would say best describes me is "simple!"I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Games, Poker, Everything

I'd like to meet:

The woman of my dreams, or the hottest woman ever. Wait Jennifer Love Heweitt or Shakira or any of the Victoria Secret Angles.
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Music:


Three Things
Three things that scare me:
1: rats
2: snakes
3: Indiana Jones
Three people who make me laugh:
1: Comidians
2: All my friends
3: my grandparents
Three Things I love:
1: Sex
2: Chicks
3: I lonely and dont have a girlfriend
Three Things I hate:
1: Porn
2: wait no, not porn
3: Racism
Three things I don't understand:
1: why read books?
2: souffle
3: most words over four syllables
Three things on my desk:
1: my wennier
2: an elephant
3: a noose
Three things I'm doing right now:
1: homework
2: poker
3: myself
Three things I want to do before I die:
1: a girl... umm two girls
2: see another country
3: Vote
Three things I can do:
1: fly
2: breath under water
3: vote
Three ways to describe my personality:
1: serious
2: reserved
3: not spontanious
Three things I can't do:
1: fly
2: breath under water
3: kick myself in the balls
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Which Horror Movie Killer Are You? (pics)


Jason Voorhees
You are Jason Voorhees. You seek one thing.... REVENGE! You don't care who gets in your way. When you kill you are always creative. You are strong and merciless. No wonder so many people are scared of you.
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Heroes:

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My Blog

"I can’t lie"

I might be the funniest person to ever write a word, or I could be delusional... after careful thought and intinse research I have decided that my first statment was true. All other human people are l...
Posted by ♥babycakes♥ on Thu, 01 May 2008 09:42:00 PST

I dont have any kids!!

There once was a man from nantuket who keept all his money in a bucket, he had a daughter named Nan who ran away with a man, and as for the bucket Nantuket. I told u that story in order to tell u this...
Posted by ♥babycakes♥ on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 03:15:00 PST

lucky??

My god art is pretty. Like a sunset, or a vigina, or a sunsetting inside a vigina. Anyway, its been very cold latly. Speaking of cold... I have luck, not always good not always bad, I just have luck. ...
Posted by ♥babycakes♥ on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 09:39:00 PST

Heres to u Mr. Online poker player

Heres to you Mr. Online poker player.                Mr. online poker player. While other people struggle playing one table, you s...
Posted by ♥babycakes♥ on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 08:57:00 PST

Im a sick sick man/boy/person :(

I feel like writing a blog today. "No not now puppy." That's my new dog I got, I tought him a really cool trick with peanut butter and his tongue. I learned the trick from my girlfriend. Maybe I can g...
Posted by ♥babycakes♥ on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 09:57:00 PST

A poem about my weinner (Samantha don’t read this)

My weinner is HUGE! It touches the ground every time I do a backbend. Once, when I played Little League, the coach forgot the bats. I came to the rescue, or my weinner did. The whole team used my wein...
Posted by ♥babycakes♥ on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 09:37:00 PST

Its only a JOKE!!

A man and his wife walk into a talent agents office. The man says "we have the best act you have ever seen, it's very unique. I gruantee that you have never seen anything like it!"  The talent ag...
Posted by ♥babycakes♥ on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 03:22:00 PST

Im a Pimp

Look at this thing its like someone wrote it about me. I'll bold the important stuff.APRIL = PIMPAPRIL means that your really good looking.Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed andhighly motivated....
Posted by ♥babycakes♥ on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 07:46:00 PST

GRR Im mad!!

shit cock monkey vagina. I am angry. Im so angry that my stomachs acid is very very painful right now, oh it hurts. and my head aches. and my wallet is empty, and I think I am showing early signs of i...
Posted by ♥babycakes♥ on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 10:23:00 PST

A master plan

I am going to Vegas. This might very well be my last entry, as you never know whats going to happen tomorrow. On the whole I am never ever, not in the slightest worried about death. But this up coming...
Posted by ♥babycakes♥ on Sat, 05 May 2007 10:18:00 PST