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Kept It Movin' (Junglist Down!)

Depending on how you see a thing, the ship is free or is it sinking? Depending on how you see it, yo

About Me

I'm an everyday junglist. ]-[ I'm a pretty switched on type of bird. ]-[ I'm il bandito negrito ]-[ I'm not on anything. ]-[ I'm not off anything. ]-[ I have no kids. ]-[ I have no parole officer. ]-[ I value my independence. (I think me getting old & having to depend on people to get by is my biggest fear.) ]-[ I like to put my finger up peoples noses. (I picked a winner for Prajna at Six Flags.) ]-[ I can design on a Mac or PC. (I'm what the french call Le Badass.) ]-[ I like to drink... alot. (Vodka, you are my best friend and worst enemy.) ]-[ I've got chops (or so I've been told.) ]-[ I'm not much of a girly girl. I don't obsess over fluffy, pink or sparkly shit. I don't have my "dream wedding" planned down to the seating arrangements. (Being Common Law seems kinda dope.) And I'm not afraid of bugs (Except silverfish. Those things skeeve me out. They look like something out of Star Wars.) ]-[ I will make Acelogik respect Bombay Sapphire. ]-[ I'm about 80% Liberal - 20% Conservative ]-[ I'm allergic to shellfish & grass. ]-[ I'm the youngest of 3. ]-[ I'm closer to my friends than my family. ]-[ I am a goofball. (Sometimes being silly gets me in trouble.) ]-[ I can't keep anyone in my cypher if you take me too seriously all the time. ]-[ I make your life a wee bit more exciting. ]-[ I want a pet tarantula or a pink-footed spider. ]-[ I'm very loyal. ]-[ If you intentionally do something stupid, do not expect me to feel sorry for you. ]-[ I used to play violin, viola & flute. ]-[ A friend of mine was murdered by a guy she was pregnant by. ]-[ I can't decide on a favorite color. ]-[ Irises are my favorite flower (the purple & yellow ones.) ]-[ Amanda Donkey is the most encouraging person I know. She makes me see the peaks when I'm in the valleys. ]-[ I'm older than I look. (Like most black people.) ]-[ I need a pedicure. ]-[ I'm skeptical of people. (I've been let down alot.) ]-[ I own over 100 pairs of shoes. (But I like being barefoot.) ]-[ I hate when people touch my hair without my permission. Just ask, I may say yes. I, more than likely, will say no. ]-[ I eat pizza backwards. ]-[ I'm a lame photographer. ]-[ I can do some wicked trills. ]-[ My closest friends are on the other side of the country and the world. ]-[ Unless it's to leave the country or to perform, I WILL NOT INTENTIONALLY TRAVEL BELOW THE MASON-DIXON LINE EVER AGAIN! ]-[ I like to ski, but I suck at it. ]-[ I'm kinda anal about the way I lace my sneaks'. ]-[ I wish Chris Farley & Phil Hartman were still alive. ]-[ I think ADD is BS. ]-[ 2 of my teeth have never grown in. (My dentist is baffled. Luckily it's not noticeable.) ]-[ I think Chateau Y Quem is the best wine EVAR!!! ]-[ I hate olives. ]-[ I would like to be royalty. ]-[ I love big cities, but hate crowds. ]-[ I'm full of useless facts. I know a little bit about A LOT of things. (I mean a lot.) ]-[ I love flossing my teeth. ]-[ I'm a grammar nazi. ]-[ Penguins pwn. ]-[ I once lived in a 2 bedroom apartment with 5 other guys. (4 of which where gay, so it was like living with 4 girls who shaved less. My eyebrows were the most fabulous then.) ]-[ Ecstasy has made me very very cynical and anti-social. ]-[ Reality TV is kinda wack. So is pop music. ]-[ If I could choose my parents, I would go with Chaka Khan & George Clinton. ]-[ I take my iPod everywhere. ]-[ I loathe how people in the hip hop community pronounced Moet "Moe-ette" (I'm also not a fan of the use of the N-word.) ]-[ I love to be loved. ]-[ I always want everyone to get along. ]-[ I don't know what I'd do without music. ]-[ I rather despise the word "progressive." Why does house or trance need to be progressive? Why has it not "progressed" enough to be house or trance? ]-[ I'm a floorpiece. ]-[ Pai Mei taught me the "5 Point Palm-Exploding Heart" technique. ]-[ I spend money on worthless crap. ]-[ I have the most wicked blender. Come over and I'll whip you up a sick margarita. ]-[ I'm not a quiet person but a majority of the time I just kick back and take in what goes on around me. ]-[ I want to become a brit. So, I need Vaughan to marry me or I need become a canadian. ]-[ I'm making my way around the world. Europe was ill. Russia will never me go. ]-[ I think myspace is for whores. ]-[My fam's:
As far as the people in my cypher go: someone asked me, "Kim, do you actually know these 200+ people?
And I said, "Yeah, I've grown up with some, gone to school with some, gotten drunk with some, learned from some, taught some, worked with some, partied with most, but there are some I truly consider my family." (I'm not adding any faux celebs, or real celebs for that matter, shitty groups, bedrooms DJ's or practically random cats I have never met before. So take your bite then leave!)
Don't get me wrong, I'm up for meeting new people. I saw this old Saturday Night Live skit with Norm MacDonald doing the Weekend Update. He was doing a report on how most people are killed by complete stangers; "SO MAKE AS MANY FRIENDS AS POSSIBLE!"

My Interests

***WILL YOU PLEASE READ THIS PART BEFORE YOU CLICK THE ADD BUTTON***

If we have NEVER encountered each other before, I highly recommend sending me a message. I may be a friend of a friend, but it still doesn't mean I know you. I need a moment to figure out who I've done evil things to in the past. If you're desperate to add me, then go here: CLEEEEECK!!!!!!
If you are some broad messaging me because of some (most likely lude) comment I left on your boyfriends/husbands/hump buddy's page, please turn off your computer and go find some book by Dr. Phil that teaches you to deal with your jealousy & insecurities and stop stalking me!!!
Anywho, on to my generalities. ]-[ Music ]-[ Russian History (The Romanov Dynasty mostly, not to much into the Bolshevik Revolution) ]-[ Traveling ]-[ Shoes ]-[ That guy over there ]-[ Graff It!, Vogue, FHM (The UK Version) ]-[ Dream Interpretations ]-[ Learning French, German, Spanish, Italian, Portugese, Japanese and Yiddish ]-[ Capoeira ]-[ Graffiti ]-[ DJing ]-[ Breakin' ]-[ Stickin' my finger up peoples noses ]-[ Poetry ]-[ Rollercoasters ]-[ Fire Poi ]-[ Maori Culture ]-[ Meteor Hammers ]-[ Belting out a high note ]-[ Masochism ]-[ My Dreads ]-[ Bartending ]-[ Dancing 'til the break of dawn ]-[ Designer Handbags (like my ultra-tits Harvey's Seatbelt Bag ]-[ MAC Cosmetics ]-[ My iPod (I love you sweetie) ]-[ Infusing Alcohol ]-[ Religion ]-[ Being Pro Choice ]-[ Being a walking ball of contradiction ]-[ Keeping people on their toes ]-[ Fro'hawks ]-[ Atari 7800 ]-[ Pen0rs & weenis' ]-[ Pedicures ]-[

I'd like to meet:

George Carlin, Chris Rock, Wanda Sykes and Lewis Black: they are comic geniuses. They give the truth without offending. (me at least) ]-[ All you lovely EDM Producers who likey me voice and wanna use it in there schtuff. ]-[ Corny white guys who call themselves the n-word and are into krumpin'... I LOVE THAT!!! ]-[ Screech from Saved by the Bell. He's so misunderstood. ]-[ The muscly broad in my profile pic. ]-[ Anyone who will let me put my finger up their nose. ]-[ Anyone who can run away in the middle of the night without worry. ]-[ People who wash their feet, not just let soapy water run on them when they shower. ]-[ Someone who will grease my scalp and listen to DnB with me all day long. ]-[ Anyone who keeps ice in their freezer, all the time. You understand the importance of a frosty cold drink and for that I love you. ]-[ I hate you all! (except them over there, they're pretty mellow.)
I want to encourage anyone who is scoping this page right now to turn off your computer, go outside and experience life.
Please don't say "Thanks For The Add." It's rather ghey nor very creative. (It's ok if Danny says it because he's Brazilian and Brazilians fawkin' rock. Almost as much as Jews.)
If we've met before and I don't remember your name, PLEASE don't be upset with me. I've done a few drugs back in my hayday and my memory is kinda shot. I can hardly remember my own name half the time.
Also, no one gives a damn what your page looks like except you and someone that's trying to bone you. And even then they're only trying to get info to impress you out of your panties. Although Element's page is rather tits.

Music:

]-[ Drum n Bass (love you!) ]-[ Jungle ]-[ Ragga ]-[ Reggae ]-[ Breaks (Old School & Nu Skool) ]-[ Intelligent Hip Hop ]-[ House ]-[ Classical (mmm... Antonin Dvorak) ]-[ Classic RnB ]-[ Classic Rock ]-[ UK Garage ]-[ ElectroFunk ]-[ Funk ]-[ Soul ]-[ Jazz ]-[ Trip Hop ]-[ etc...
Folks please note how pop & trance are not mentioned above. IT'S FOR A REASON!!!

Movies:

]-[ Once Were Warriors (if you can not handle domestic abuse DO NOT watch this movie. He wails on her like she's a man.) ]-[ Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2 ]-[ Pulp Fiction ]-[ ]-[ Jackie Brown ]-[ Four Rooms ]-[ Clue ]-[ Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels ]-[ Snatch ]-[ The Usual Suspects ]-[ The Long Kiss Goodnight ]-[ Spaceballs ]-[ Private Benjamin ]-[ Gas, Food, Lodging ]-[ Disorderlies (yeah the movie starring the Fat Boys) ]-[ Monty Python & The Holy Grail ]-[ The Emporer's New Groove ]-[ Grandma's Boy ]-[ Hacker's ]-[ Clean Slate ]-[ Zebrahead ]-[ Misery ]-[ Dirty, Rotten Scoundrels ]-[ The Jerk ]-[ The Golden Child ]-[ Boomerang ]-[ Bend It Like Beckham ]-[ The 5th Element ]-[ Beat Street ]-[ Krush Groove ]-[ Lord of The Rings Trilogy (yeah I'm one of those herbs) ]-[ The Big Lebowski ]-[ Me, Myself & Irene ]-[ Kids ]-[ Akira ]-[ Crying Freeman ]-[ Ninja Scroll ]-[ Tankgirl ]-[ Dark City ]-[ Waiting ]-[ CB4 ]-[ Team America: World Police ]-[ 12 Monkeys ]-[ 6 Degrees of Separation (The ONLY Will Smith movie I dig) ]-[ The Last Dragon ]-[ I'm Gonna Git You Sucka ]-[ The Goonies ]-[ Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon ]-[ Raising Arizona ]-[ Old School ]-[ Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy ]-[ (so many to list)

Television:

]-[ Shasta McNasty ]-[ Webster ]-[ Hammerman ]-[ Cheaters ]-[ Maury Povich (but only the episodes where some ghetto guy is denying he's the father of some ghetto broads kids.) ]-[ Good Times ]-[ Flipper ]-[ The Adventures of Pete & Pete ]-[

Books:

]-[ "Sexus", "Nexus" and "Plexus" all by Henry Miller ]-[ "Jump Start Your Brain" by Doug Hall ]-[ "Animal Farm" by George Orwell ]-[ "Shelter Now" by Natalia Marshall ]-[ Anything by Langston Hughes and Nikki Giovanni ]-[ I spend way to much time rumaging through stock photography books and my rhyming dictionary. ]-[

My Blog

Reflect's Haiku to me

i think you need sexnow suck my dick please babydrink the cum now love...
Posted by Keep It Movin' (il bandito negrito) on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 05:17:00 PST

R.A.W. B-Boy 3000 @ LC

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Grand Opening of James Restaurant

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New Years Eve 2006

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Triple Threat

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Posted by Keep It Movin' (il bandito negrito) on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 08:40:00 PST

Organized Confusion 2007

So, I've decided to get more organized this year.I brought the day timer out of commission and even filled it with up to date pages =D - I plan on writing things down instead of relying on my gin-soak...
Posted by Keep It Movin' (il bandito negrito) on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 09:25:00 PST

Smashed @ Fluid 24/11/2006

(Sorry it's sooooo late!) ...
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Pictures from Induit featuring Will Miles (14-12-06)

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Jeff's Birthday Pictures

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C.A.B.L.E. @ Step Up Pictures (enjoy!)

Once again, if you want a specific picture for yourself, just hit me up and I'll give you the link. -K=I=M-...
Posted by Keep It Movin' (il bandito negrito) on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:55:00 PST