George Carlin, Chris Rock, Wanda Sykes and Lewis Black: they are comic geniuses. They give the truth without offending. (me at least) ]-[ All you lovely EDM Producers who likey me voice and wanna use it in there schtuff. ]-[ Corny white guys who call themselves the n-word and are into krumpin'... I LOVE THAT!!! ]-[ Screech from Saved by the Bell. He's so misunderstood. ]-[ The muscly broad in my profile pic. ]-[ Anyone who will let me put my finger up their nose. ]-[ Anyone who can run away in the middle of the night without worry. ]-[ People who wash their feet, not just let soapy water run on them when they shower. ]-[ Someone who will grease my scalp and listen to DnB with me all day long. ]-[ Anyone who keeps ice in their freezer, all the time. You understand the importance of a frosty cold drink and for that I love you. ]-[ I hate you all! (except them over there, they're pretty mellow.)
I want to encourage anyone who is scoping this page right now to turn off your computer, go outside and experience life.
Please don't say "Thanks For The Add." It's rather ghey nor very creative. (It's ok if Danny says it because he's Brazilian and Brazilians fawkin' rock. Almost as much as Jews.)
If we've met before and I don't remember your name, PLEASE don't be upset with me. I've done a few drugs back in my hayday and my memory is kinda shot. I can hardly remember my own name half the time.
Also, no one gives a damn what your page looks like except you and someone that's trying to bone you. And even then they're only trying to get info to impress you out of your panties. Although Element's page is rather tits.
]-[ Drum n Bass (love you!) ]-[ Jungle ]-[ Ragga ]-[ Reggae ]-[ Breaks (Old School & Nu Skool) ]-[ Intelligent Hip Hop ]-[ House ]-[ Classical (mmm... Antonin Dvorak) ]-[ Classic RnB ]-[ Classic Rock ]-[ UK Garage ]-[ ElectroFunk ]-[ Funk ]-[ Soul ]-[ Jazz ]-[ Trip Hop ]-[ etc...
Folks please note how pop & trance are not mentioned above. IT'S FOR A REASON!!!
]-[ Once Were Warriors (if you can not handle domestic abuse DO NOT watch this movie. He wails on her like she's a man.) ]-[ Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2 ]-[ Pulp Fiction ]-[ ]-[ Jackie Brown ]-[ Four Rooms ]-[ Clue ]-[ Lock, Stock & 2 Smoking Barrels ]-[ Snatch ]-[ The Usual Suspects ]-[ The Long Kiss Goodnight ]-[ Spaceballs ]-[ Private Benjamin ]-[ Gas, Food, Lodging ]-[ Disorderlies (yeah the movie starring the Fat Boys) ]-[ Monty Python & The Holy Grail ]-[ The Emporer's New Groove ]-[ Grandma's Boy ]-[ Hacker's ]-[ Clean Slate ]-[ Zebrahead ]-[ Misery ]-[ Dirty, Rotten Scoundrels ]-[ The Jerk ]-[ The Golden Child ]-[ Boomerang ]-[ Bend It Like Beckham ]-[ The 5th Element ]-[ Beat Street ]-[ Krush Groove ]-[ Lord of The Rings Trilogy (yeah I'm one of those herbs) ]-[ The Big Lebowski ]-[ Me, Myself & Irene ]-[ Kids ]-[ Akira ]-[ Crying Freeman ]-[ Ninja Scroll ]-[ Tankgirl ]-[ Dark City ]-[ Waiting ]-[ CB4 ]-[ Team America: World Police ]-[ 12 Monkeys ]-[ 6 Degrees of Separation (The ONLY Will Smith movie I dig) ]-[ The Last Dragon ]-[ I'm Gonna Git You Sucka ]-[ The Goonies ]-[ Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon ]-[ Raising Arizona ]-[ Old School ]-[ Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy ]-[ (so many to list)
]-[ Shasta McNasty ]-[ Webster ]-[ Hammerman ]-[ Cheaters ]-[ Maury Povich (but only the episodes where some ghetto guy is denying he's the father of some ghetto broads kids.) ]-[ Good Times ]-[ Flipper ]-[ The Adventures of Pete & Pete ]-[
]-[ "Sexus", "Nexus" and "Plexus" all by Henry Miller ]-[ "Jump Start Your Brain" by Doug Hall ]-[ "Animal Farm" by George Orwell ]-[ "Shelter Now" by Natalia Marshall ]-[ Anything by Langston Hughes and Nikki Giovanni ]-[ I spend way to much time rumaging through stock photography books and my rhyming dictionary. ]-[