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Fat

Is it me, or are we in a crater?

About Me

[UNDER CONSTRUCTION] Friends & Family know me as Maury. Color Guardians know me as Fat. Gamers know me as Daisy(ftw). I [love] my babyQsauce. I [love] my family. I [love] my friends. I [am] a level 70 night elf druid. I [am] a soon to be level 70 human pwiest. I [am] a soon to be level 70 undead mage. I [am] a level 20 ranger/necro/ele/sin. I [am] a guitar hero on hard. I [am] a tennis pro on the Wii. I [am] not yet a pokemon master. I [don't] like to kill my sims. I [am] not a rockband drummer. I [am] lead guitarist in "Idk My Bff Jill".

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I adopted a cute lil' tempura fetus from Fetusmart! mmMMmm..yummy. That's my kind of fetus :D

I'd like to meet:

Hiro Nakamura :]

Music:

Maury: "How does everyone know what kind of music I like? People know me better than I do." Brett: "It's cuz you like songs with guys who have high pitched voices, a good beat, throw in some rock and a poppy chorus and you're all over it. Like butter on bread. Yeeaahhh" Maury: "..." Brett: "It's so true."

Movies:

[ ] hmm...well i pretty much lerve all types of movies.. [ ] minus teh scary/horror ones [ ] especially when i see them in theaters [ ] ..o man..i get scurred so easily [ ] the last scary movie i saw in theaters was The Village [ ] haha..i know..lame [ ] but hey it is classified in that scaryish genre[ ] at least i think it is.. [ ] i admit tho, i did jump a lil tee hee ^_^0 [ ] so..gewd luck to u if u ever wanna go see a scary/horror movie in theaters with me [ ] cuz im not guaranteeing ill go [ ] u'll havta do some hefty bribing [ ] and i mean HEFTY. [ ] cuz believe me [ ] or u dont havta.. [ ] but tis been attempted to take me to see one [ ] now, seeing one out of theaters [ ] thats different. [ ]

Television:

Answer..1:my favorite tv show has gotta be... "The adventures of Sticky! the yellow post-it-note" Answer..2: FAMILY GUY!!!!!!!!!!definately! heheh i love a whole bunch of other shows too... i heart tv :) sad...i know

Books:

[ ] hmm..well i can definately tell u its not my Math bewk.. [ ]

Heroes:

Just one: Hiro Nakamura. Hiro is my Hero. YATTA!!1 "nuff said"

My Blog

I’ll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.

I think..i'll start blogging more..Cuz it's fun to read back on what i typed..My heart burn just went away. yay.The End.
Posted by Fat on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 01:57:00 PST

Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?

Well, I must admit...I really do miss being a part of Full Circle.&Just being on a color guard in general....learning choreography.....performing....dang..Que lastima.Sad face./sigh...
Posted by Fat on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 02:32:00 PST

Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.

And then..What if..I told you that..Nobody cares?I'd be judgemental. That's what.1 4
Posted by Fat on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 02:21:00 PST

I can sense that you’re a terrific lover, and it intimidates me a little.

Lovely. 
Posted by Fat on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 10:27:00 PST

Wouldnt we look cute on a wedding cake together?

It's weird how life happens. How it changes.How it changes faster than you think.It's weird how life unfolds, and how things can come to fit together, or how things can get pushed out because they don...
Posted by Fat on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 10:59:00 PST

Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?

How aboot this.Ffs, Stfu & Gtfo, cuz Idgf you Sob Pos n00b.So, Tyvm. It's already Np of mine. Not just atm, but 4ever.1 4 ...
Posted by Fat on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 06:46:00 PST

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

What I learned today..1-My brother uses a pink comb to do his hair in the morning.Note: Dear oh so young brother of mine, because of the fact that you use a pink comb to do your hair, i will set aside...
Posted by Fat on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 10:00:00 PST

You know, I've always wanted to sleep with you.

Mrs. Stengle: And you're name is...Amanda: Amanda Nichols.Mrs.Stengle: Alright. And you're Maury Toff..?Me: Uhh..no, Maury Betz.Mrs. Stengle: What was that?Me: Maury Betz.Mrs. Stengle: Oh...Alright.*S...
Posted by Fat on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 10:16:00 PST

I wonder what our children will look like.

Mizaury: Nick!*** Auto-response from BNick388: Lost myself in an endless goodnight Kept the time by the patterns of the streetlight Couldn't get it right I could never get it right Sadly, this is a wa...
Posted by Fat on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 07:18:00 PST

So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.

[09:50.55] lakerfandaman14: im not cut out for that class[09:50.55] lakerfandaman14: lol[09:51.06] Mizaury: then y r u taking it?[09:51.19] lakerfandaman14: they gave me a laptop[09:51.28] lakerfandam...
Posted by Fat on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 10:09:00 PST