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~Maranda Joy~

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Create Your Own!About me....Yay! It's everyone's favorite subject isn't it??? I'm old. Dirty 30! WOOHOO. I actually LOVE being 30. It freaks people out. I remember being 22, young, naive. Thinking...."When I'm 30, I'll have it all figured out." I don't really have "it all" figured out. But I do have the important things figured out. That's all that really matters I guess.I've got a kid. I'm sure you can tell by my pics of her. I've recently lost 95 pounds!!! Just from anorexia really. Ok...you call it PORTION CONTROL...I call it anorexia. But you get what I'm sayin. A few cool things I've gotten to do in my life include: Getting married overlooking Lake Tahoe, Standing on a corner in Winslow Arizona, Skiing at Purgatory in Colorado, Kayaking in Monterey Bay, Going on a 5 Day Cruise to Cabo San Lucas, Giving birth...which is also horrifying..., B&B's in Mendicino Ca., Spending 3K in Calistoga on mud baths, Winning $10,000 on a slot machine....with only one pull of the handle, Winning $4,000 more 4 days later by accident!Things that gross me out or scare me: Cotton balls , Pickles and mustard, Baby poop, and Drunk bums. Although I have been known to stop and feed a drunk bum before. I figure they've got to at least be hungry, because there is no way they are thirsty.And the one thing I can't LIVE without is: Chapstick.
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My Interests


Photography-Especially people, bA'seball...but now I only get to see the A's in crappy Anaheim..... Travelling, Taking Ambien...only to go to sleep!, Cake Decorating, Every kind of paper craft, Honing my anorexia nervosa skills, Playing with my daughter...but not after I take Ambien

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Ted Williams, A-Rod, Jackie Robinson, Grandma Mary and Grandpa Fairell, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., Jesus and The Devil, but mostly Johnny Depp and/or George Clooney...I like em old! mmmmm....old....
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Carlos Mencia:::

Music:

michael buble-sway remix
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The Rat Pack, Faith No More, Jamiroquai, Michael Buble, Earth Wind and Fire, Robert Randolph and the Family Band, Dead Milkmen! The Doobie Brothers, Alice in Chains, Screaming Trees (remember them???) The Beatles and of course Tom Petty
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Movies:

Zoolander, The Shawshank Redemtion (Go Andy Dufrane!!), 50 First Dates, Monsters Inc., Fight Club, Those stupid Bridget Jones moviesMy favorite movies are *underdog stories*

Television:

Project Runway, Sports Center and Baseball Tonight, Band of Brothers, Cold Case Files (on A&E) Mind of Mencia and The Chappelle Show

Books:

Angela's Ashes, Tuesday's With Morrie Eat, Pray, Love

Heroes:

Scott P. Carlton. My life. My love. Nothing would be right without him. My Brother. Who has overcome so much and is a better man today than I could have ever dreamt he would be! My Mom. Who I'm SO PROUD of! Do you remember how many it's been? Because I don't!

My Blog

The Best Year Yet!

Did I forget to mention that I turned 30 late last year. On November 23rd. The day itself was anti-climactic, as we had a very serious family crisis happen two days earlier. But, now that I reali...
Posted by ~Maranda Joy~ on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 05:52:00 PST

FINDING Happiness????

What an interesting concept. To find happiness. "I hope my daughter grows up and finds happiness."  I was thinking about these things yesterday. And how stupid that actually sounds. Like I can g...
Posted by ~Maranda Joy~ on Tue, 14 Aug 2007 06:38:00 PST

What would you see on my myspace page if I died?? This is long and I ramble....

Disclaimer: This is not a cry for help. This is in response to the victims of Virginia Tech. One thing I have learned, is that tomorrow isn't promised to me. And these are things I would have wished I...
Posted by ~Maranda Joy~ on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 10:42:00 PST

Waited on a Celebrity....sort of...

How exciting! I waited on a celebrity at Chili’s. Well...kind of. Anyone seen Home Alone? Or more recently, Running with Scissors? Anyone remember Catherine O’Hara?? Yeah. I waited on her ...
Posted by ~Maranda Joy~ on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 09:16:00 PST

Ava's walking and I'm going crazy!

Ava can walk. All by herself. All the way across the room. She is THRILLED by this. I'm a little terrified. I can't believe she is doing this already. She can also say a few words. Like Hi, Daddy and ...
Posted by ~Maranda Joy~ on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 11:17:00 PST

About ME?

About me....about me? That's such a tough question now! It's very difficult to have a child and still have an about me section!! After all, I'm old and boring. Ava is learning mounmental things like w...
Posted by ~Maranda Joy~ on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 11:57:00 PST