Rants & Raves From The Fat Lane |
I recently visited the peg of my heart, which everyone knows is Kentucky Fried Chicken (that's the KFC for any of you who regularly ride the short yellow bus) and was nearly pissing myself with excite...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 17:32:00 GMT |
Livin' Large In The Fat Lane |
Dear Lord, how could I have ever thought I was fat when I only weighed two hundred and fifty pounds? If suddenly finding myself just to the left of three hundred and fifty pounds is a test to see if ...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 20:53:00 GMT |
Cougar Barbie |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjDmCEJokZs
This Barbie spot just tickles me where I pee, in fact, I think I've tinkled a little bit already. Enjoy!
Posted by on Tue, 03 Mar 2009 00:50:00 GMT |
End Of Days??? |
So....I'm sitting on the couch LATE last night, trying to catch up on Days of our Lives, on Soapnet, because my dvr had gone haywire earlier and not recorded any scheduled programs....but I digest.I'...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Dec 2008 21:30:00 GMT |
Aietas Queens Corner |
Come in, come in. Sit my friends, and pour yourselves a glass of gravy. If you missed tonight's Survivor show at the SoCo Club, I'm afraid I won't be able to share much information with yo...
Posted by on Fri, 04 Apr 2008 23:13:00 GMT |
Muffie’s Beauty Parlor And Mini Bike Repair |
Is she closing the doors for good or just going on a little holiday? Who is going to take care of Penis Envy, that little dog of hers? Is there anyone who can dust a crop, get a do done, or flip a whi...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 16:04:00 GMT |
The Truth About Being Fat And Sick |
I haven't been feeling well lately. This isn't a new thing, by any means, because as a binge eater, I frequently feel unwell as my system works overtime to digest a bucket of chicken or an eight...
Posted by on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 14:00:00 GMT |
Further Life In The Fat Lane |
I was having a conversation with my dear (and skinny) friend Anthony and he asked me if I remembered the time that he was at my house for a visit and I "ate that whole chicken'. I told him I was...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 02:40:00 GMT |
Letter To A New Friend |
I just met a new friend on MySpace and she shared some personal thoughts with me. I did the same in return. Upon re-reading my thoughts to her, I felt it pretty much summed up the real me....
Posted by on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 02:17:00 GMT |
Tried And True Weight Loss??? |
I have done my best to play the part of Gilbert Grape's mother over the last couple of days. I stay in my bed and drift in and out of sleep, but I don't answer the phone or watch the t...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 19:51:00 GMT |
