I'm a booger-eating spaz and I'm the worst player in the entire league. My mom thinks I'm mildly retarded. I hate it when Joey Turner puts ketchup in my hat and puts it on my head. That makes me cry.
Oh yeah... and when I skateboard, I often break my leg. So what I'm saying is that it pretty much sucks to be me all around. I would probably put a gun in my mouth, but odds are that I'd probably miss and people would make fun of me. And then Joey would put ketchup in my hat.
*sob*
