Fired |
I was out bar hopping with eight or ten friends late one night. We had closed down two places and were working on the third. I was starting to become bored with my friends- they were getting smashed,...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 15:23:00 GMT |
Fortune |
How do I know I got the right fortune? Panda Express in Kihei hates me.
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 18:44:00 GMT |
Fucking Tuesdays. |
3:24 pm You are standing in your driveway, smoking a cigarette. Two cars pull up to the curb. Apparently there are two prospective renters with horrible timing. One tries to park behind you. Annoyed...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 16:56:00 GMT |
Stain Remover for the Soul! Only 3 easy installments of $199.99! |
I'm not sure exactly how it happened. It may have been an instant thing, one moment its not there, then the next it is, a result of a traumatic event. Or it may have been a slow decay that eroded ont...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 16:52:00 GMT |
Top 10 Lessons for Surviving a Zombie Attack |
Organize before they rise!
They feel no fear, why should you?
Use your head: cut off theirs.
Blades don't need reloading.
Ideal protection = tight clothes, short hair.
Get up the stairca...
Posted by on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 01:26:00 GMT |
Fuck Retirement |
Super slut out of retirement temporarily to break hears and paint the town black. The pension plan sucked and I get more satisfaction out of serial monogamy. Plus the benifits package is awesome. I ha...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 14:44:00 GMT |
Retirement |
So I decide to retire my super slut cape after six months of rebunds and temporary fulfillment. I got rid of the guys wanting relationships, the guys wanting one or two night stands, the guys wanting ...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 15:43:00 GMT |
Attention |
So why is it that men and women seem to respond so differently to attention? I hate to divide it into such cut and dry categories, but even in the gay community, where most men are quite a bit more fe...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 21:37:00 GMT |
how to convince someone you're not a slut |
don't give it up on the first night. i hear this works quite well.
Posted by on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 20:37:00 GMT |
coffee shop ramblings |
Are the eyes really a window to the soul? Mine are so clear they reflect the yellow in Stephanie's Jamba Juice shirt as we sit out back smoking. They're filled with an odd pain I can't really place to...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 01:29:00 GMT |
