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Layout Provided By CodeMyLayout.com - Myspace Layouts You Know You're From Philadelphia When...You punctuate every sentence with, "You know" at least twice.You want olive oil, not mayonnaise on your "hoagie".You hate the RedskinsYou hate Dallas.You realize that your favorite dessert is "wooder ice".You find yourself using "yo" and "youse guys" when talking long-distance to family members.You know how to spell Schuylkill.You pronounce ACME "ACK-A-ME".You think that $2,500 a year for insurance on a 1977 Toyota Corolla is a bargain.You find youself at a nice restaurant thinking "I wonder if they have cheese steaks?"You sleep soundly through gunfire and ambulance sirens.You visit New York and are impressed by how clean it is.You can't eat french fries without Cheese Whiz.You call sprinkles on top of your ice cream cone "jimmies".You don't think Wawa sounds funny.You snub a cheese steak that isn't on an Amoroso roll.Your parents, brothers, sisters, aunts and uncles all live on the same block.You know who Jim O'Brien is and how he died.You can't imagine lunch without a Tastycake.You're still not sure about Jerry Penacolli.A vacation at the Jersey shore (pronounced "Down the shoore") is better than going to an island (there's more stuff to do, plus you know everybody.)You know where to find the Rocky statue.You know that only tourists go to Geno's, Pat's and Jim's for authentic cheese steaks.You only go if you're drunk and it's 3:00 a.m.You can make a cheese steak and you've never been taughtYou've never been to the Liberty Bell, or the only time you were there was on a class trip in third grade.You know what and where "Boathouse Row" isYou will buy a pretzel from anyone, anywhere without even thinking of where it was - or where his hands have been.You can't imagine a breakfast without scrapple.You don't know what a sub is, but you think they are trying to describe an imitation HOAGIE.You aren't a bandwagon Sixers fan?you loved them when they sucked, and before they had A.I.You go to The Gallery or South Street in the summer time just to chill.You have the pizza place on speed dial.You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Philadelphia.
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More cool things for your blog at BlogthingsThe Jack Schitt story ---------------------For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt!" Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way.Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deap Schitt and Dip Schitt. Against her parents' objections, Deap Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Hoarse. Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.Now, when someone says, "You don't know Jack Schitt, " you can correct them.