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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Chucky Cheese
Birthday: Aug, 30
Birthplace: Duluth
Current Location: Sand Springs
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blond
Height: 5' 9"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Scandinavian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Vans
Your Weakness: Mt. Dew
Your Fears: um wererabits
Your Perfect Pizza: The good kind
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: must kill the snooze button
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes,other than that all my features work as they should.
Your Bedtime:
Your Most Missed Memory:
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King:
Single or Group Dates: Either
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea:
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino my sweet sweet liquid crack
Do you Smoke: nah
Do you Swear: hell yeah, or depends
Do you Sing: Does howling at the moon count?
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I'm already there
Do you want to get Married: Sure
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: I guess, I'm attracted to me. (kidding)
Are you a Health Freak: kinda, but I'm not a health communist
Do you get along with your Parents: Yeah
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes
Do you play an Instrument: Desk Drums
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Nah
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: Kinda
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: Kinda
Ever been Beaten up: Yeah
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Saving Lives
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: A chuck roast
What country would you most like to Visit: Had a lot of fun in Costa Rica
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Favourite Eye Color: Either
Favourite Hair Color:
Short or Long Hair:
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Weight:
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Number of Drugs I have taken:
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Number of things in my Past I Regret:
More about me:
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Jesse Braun counted to infinity - twice.
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Jesse Braun died ten years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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Jesse Braun doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Jesse Braun doesn't pop his collar, his shirts just get erections when they touch his body.
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Jesse Braun' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Jesse Braun will not take shit from anyone.
When Jesse Braun gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.
Jesse Braun doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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Jesse Braun keeps his ID on the bottom of his right foot. Nobody ever asks him for his ID.
If you play Led Zeppelin's "Stairway to Heaven" backwards, you will hear Jesse Braun banging your sister.
Jesse Braun is
1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry; the man ate a Indian.
Jesse Braun plays Russian roulette with a fully loaded revolver... and wins.
Jesse Braun can build a snowman out of rain.
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Jesse Braun says its beef, then it's fucking beef.
Jesse Braun is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face.
Jesse Braun has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear pants.
Ghosts are actually caused by Jesse Braun killing people faster than Death can process them.
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