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Ioana

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About Me

My name is Ioana (Rhymes with Iguana.. marijuana..). I'm Transylvanian and I have one sharp tooth. I like to bitch and complain and sometimes slap people, as long as they either take it or slap back.I enjoy philosophizing and reading shit(which hopefully will result in slight improvement on my then current state of being-- thus not being shit); I used to be able to draw... but I only rarely do now.Umm I like to chill, or conversely to find something that I can do well and put my heart, soul, mind and body into.I like... NAY.. love interesting, complete experiences. I have mad high standards of myself, and I like dinking around.HA!

My Interests

longboarding, fingering the buttocks of little boys, preferably if they are tight, dreadlocks and ganja, dunhill smokes, watching south park, biting and judo-chopping for pleasure, picking my nose and the noses of others, splashing in big puddles with boots on.

Music:

Hellfish&Producer, Death From Above 1979, Tool, Primus, Tom Waits, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Glenn Gould, Frederick Chopin, Blackalicious, Juno Reactor, Legendary Pink Dots, Amon Tobin, Venetian Snares, Gnarls Barkley, Elliott Smith,and shit I don't frequent but enjoy anyway: Bob Marley, Buena Vista Social Club, Mr. Bungle

Books:

The Glass Bead Game by Herman Hesse, The Stranger [The Outsider] by Albert Camus, Filth, Trainspotting and Porno by Irvine Welsh, Lady Chatterley's Lover and Sons and Lovers by D.H. Lawrence, Dark Eros, the Imagination of Sadism by Thomas Moore, Family Matters by Rohinton Mistry, The Alchemist by Paulo Coelho

Heroes:

my muther