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Serena van Der Woodsen

'i live on a diet of cigs and coffee,trust me fattie its the only way!'

About Me

before i say a w o r d!!!
this weeks moan: peroxide proccessed princesses!...UGG.no.UGLY!!
YEAH SO OK ...I CAN GET ON WITH THE STORY!!!
LETS GET FUCKING CONFRONTATIONAL!!
Theres always bitches out there...everywhere.but i love them.they made me stronger and they made me who i am today.my own bitch.i can now honestly say that after about five years of stupid bitches going out of their way to make my life hell,whilst i kept my moulth shut, i really couldnt care less of what anyone says/thinks about me or does to me.i really have started to become emotionless.and i quite like it.however if i was ever to come across them again im sure id have something to say this time around.and i just want to say thankyou to C for sticking by me..we got through it and we came out on top...who are they now?!.never rely on anybody else.and never be debbie.be your own bitch....
love,
Ashley 'Cunt.'....?
MARRY ME MR POTTER!!
i love harry.
if you went to hogwarts
you well WOULD.
if you were jude...
you well WOULDN'T do the fatarse nanny!!
!
i mean come on boys and girls,fitness does not get fitter than THIS.
Moss...hot
Ward...hotter
Miller...HOTTEST
SOZ ALF,I DEFINITELY WOULD!
do this geeks!
Create your own Friend Test here
Alfie: "Here is what she´s actually saying. She wants me to commit. Translation: become domestified. Now, it doesn´t do to become dependent on anybody else in this life."
Alfie: 'for every beautiflul woman out there theres a bastard who's bored of shagging her.'
i like alfie.if i was a boy,i would be him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pce7rmJWsLI
i swear uncontrollably
im socally retarded
i have been described as being 'like marmite'. you either really love me....or really hate me.i took that offensively.
im going to be famous within the next two years.
i just dont know what for yet.
i just want to fall in love with someone before i die which i believe to be truly impossible,have babys and live in a nice house and be happy.
i love my friends
,your average blood sucking,lifewrecking bitcharse hoebag,can have my moments..if i dont like you i wont talk to you.unless i really dont like you......................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ........................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ..................IF YOU FIND YOURSELF REGULALY PERVING ON MY COMMENTS.YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH ME.DEAL WITH IT.LOOK AT THE PICTURES INSTED...................................................... ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ VOTE MILLER!
this is a lyger,i'ts pretty much my favouite animal....
LOVES : napoleon dynamite
sass&Bide
london
my speedy&ny fendi spy.
vintage
good days
my ADD
rolo yoghurts
my family
Chloe blouses
pink pasta
Ive got an LBD that will make you cum in your pants.
vintage chanel.
fashion
kissing
my stam bag
princess kitty cuddle paws
baby animals
arctic monkeys
busted...charlie *ding dong*
richos 'cashback.'
brushing my teeth&mouthwash
my boyfriends
mac
marc jacobs
being a perve br my cash card
my cash
my bling
my 'grillz'
knowing how to annoy people without even looking at them
milky ways
tanned boys
vogue
shopping
big coats
my scarves
hard to get
d&g boxers
stomachs
jogging
peep show
my birthday
long baths
random texts and emails i can read into...or try to!
LOUISE ANDERSON MAYTE!
sienna miller
peeling pva off my arm
post its
shots
the smell of marker pens&petrol stations
geese
bunnys
my lipstick
my eyeliner
layer cake
mean girls
old school sugababes
being able to wear my 'shorts'
overdoing things
'debbie'
harry potter
secrets
HATES X:clowns
the person who kicked my cat
injections
sand paper
nailfiles
not being able to have a bath
pepole who are nasty to animals
red lips
bright colours
maths
B.O eww!
sweat in general.gross
bitches
dungarees....WHY?!
nasty people
aids!
sport
sick
germs
spiders
sharks
customized ringtones
when scallys play music on their phones
mushrooms
fish
meat
moody people
I hated alty girls.
never really understood much in school.....
i was supposed to go to hogwarts.
my letter got lost in the post im sure.
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My Interests

my job..come say hi if ur ever in manc.
sewing.
shopping.
drinking.
being a flirt.
my friends.
sex.

I'd like to meet:

a boy thats a friend.
sienna miller.
travis barker.
lily allen.
lady soverign.

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Music:

OASIS.
arctic monkeys.
britney .
the killers..
sugababes old shit.
pcd.
lady SOV.
veronicas.
UFFIE.

Movies:

layer cake.
thirteen.
mean girls.
pretty woman.
BAMBI.

Television:

PEEP SHOW.
russel brand.
hollyoaks.
the real oc.

Books:

harry potter.
gossip girl.

Heroes:

LOUISE .
frankie p .
roz.
tash.
hannah.
faye
jodie holly
lucy
chloe
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Thanks MyCuteSpace.com!

My Blog

MYSPACE IS GAY.

  myspace is fag central for the following reasons: 1. everyone goes on bout ther mates like theyve jus got thru cancer o sommethin ' like ahhh u guys are gr8' 'id be lost wivout u'. GROW SOME CA...
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