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Moosecock

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moose

n. A hoofed mammal with humped shoulders, long legs, and broadly palmated antlers that is the largest existing member of the deer family and inhabits forested areas of Canada, the northern U.S., Europe, and Asia.

cock

n. Penis.
Moosecock

n. A moose's penis.

Moosecock, the movie

n. A movie about a moose's penis. Sort of.



My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Other moose, or maybe it's "meece."

My Blog

FOOD FOR THOUGHT wins Best Picture!

At the 2008 Duke City Shootout! The first two-time Best Picture winner in the festival's history! Which, really, is not bad for a moose, when you think about it. Look for the finished film coming t...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Aug 2008 17:13:00 GMT

Buy Moosecock!!!

Only 1.99 cents...that's less than a dime per inch! Feel the hilarity deep inside you. Moosecock! On sale at www.comedyfilmnerds.com or www.moosecockmovie.com (if you want an actual physical dvd to...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Jun 2008 19:28:00 GMT

FOOD FOR THOUGHT wins production grant!

FOOD FOR THOUGHT, a short comedy about abstinence, has won a production grant through the annual Duke City Shootout. For the three or four of you who read this blog, that is one heck of a cool grant-...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 17:18:00 GMT

SHOOT MAGAZINE features Will Hartman in its "new directors" issue"

You can read it here second, or read it here first:http://www.shootonline.com/go/news-view.rs-web1-868657 -1206636665-2.Spring-Has-Sprung-For-Up-And-Coming-Helmers.ht ml
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 21:25:00 GMT

METHOD FEST screening of EASY PICKINS

Check out EASY PICKINS’, a dark comedy about why it’s not a good idea to steal, at The Method Fest on Sat, March 29th. 5:00 p.m. It’s playing in SHORTS PROGRAM 2 - Pros & Cons. w...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:39:00 GMT

SXSW WORLD PREMIERE - THE ART OF KARAOKE

What a great festival, what great people! Austin, TX, y'all. Haight-Ashbury in the late sixties, Los Angeles in the early 80s, Seattle in the 90s', Austin now. Someday we'll look back at this place...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 07:34:00 GMT

ART OF KARAOKE - SXSW SCREENING TIMES

http://2008.sxsw.com/film/screenings/film/F9217.html
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 09:21:00 GMT

ART OF KARAOKE - ATLANTA & FLORIDA

Academy qualifying festivals. But no moose in the history of the Academy has ever been nominated for an Oscar. The closest was Bullwinkle, who should've been nominated for his turn as the boozy brothe...
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 09:17:00 GMT

EASY PICKINS’ to screen at Phoenix FF and LA’s Method Fest

March 29 - Apr 3.
Posted by on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 09:14:00 GMT

EASY PICKINS to screen at the Phoenix Film Festival

Go Coyotes!
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 13:59:00 GMT