music, reading, drinking, crafts, fighting children, ridicule, mending old socks, avoiding the elderly
Patrick Bateman, KITT, Dolemite, Holden Caulfield, wet t-shirt contest winners, the fruit of the loom apple guy, Steve Martin, Boo Radley, the inventer of Big League Chew, Blackenstein, John Yossarian, biker babes, Jack Kerouac, Han Solo, Bon Scott, girls from the ZZ Top "Legs" video, the car in the ZZ Top videos, ZZ Top's beards, Cliff Burton, Jim Beam, Hendrix, Morrison, Plant, McGruff the Crime Dog, Page, Leo Fender, the girls in the Rump Shaker video from a few years back, Les Paul, Jack Daniels, Turd Fergusen, that dude i just met, horny girls, Dan Budweiser(he invented Budweiser), I already met James Hetfield so I can't put him on the list. And. . . . .the beast under my bed.
too many, most you've never heard of. . . 'cept maybe Bill Dooley and the Corndog Gang, or Johnny "Washboard Balls" Jenkins, his early stuff is his best
American Psycho, Sideways, Some Kind of Monster, Full Metal Jacket, Strange Brew, Because of Winn-Dixie (its my feel good movie), Anchorman, Joe Dirt, Seven. . .just whatever as long as it don't suck
Seinfeld, Aqua Teen, The Office, Scrubs, History Channel, lots of re-runs
American Psycho, The Catcher in the Rye, anything by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child (I've read them all 'cept the new one), Catch-22, The Historian, The Dharma Bums
Mom, Mike, Amanda and Sam