perfectly designed parasite

About Me

I AM: A little too quiet. Nicer than you. In love with pigs. Horrible at sports. Pretty darn shy. Hard-headed. Food Network junkie. Good at remembering useless information. Passionate about hair. Oblivious. Not afraid to dance my ass off.
Other
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My Interests

Hair, Art, Rusk, Hair, Rusk, Music, did I mention hair? Oh yeah, and Rusk ;)

I'd like to meet:

Curves fitness instructors.

Music:

Bat for Lashes, Telepopmuzik, Deadsy, The Smiths, Morrissey, Orgy, Midlake, NIN, The Killers, Elefant, Placebo, Portishead, 12 Rounds, Bjork, PJ Harvey, Moloko, Lamb, The Mars Volta, Radiohead, stellastarr*, The Faint, Azure Ray, Neko Case, Depeche Mode, Billie Holiday, Indochine, Adult., Rasputina, Marilyn Manson, Esthero, Emiliana Torrini, Maria Taylor, Wolfsheim, VNV Nation, Smashing Pumpkins, Sneaker Pimps, The Cure, She Wants Revenge, Sia, Adam Ant, Psychadelic Furs, Gravy Train, Siouxie and the Banshees, Tigerlillies, The Bravery, CSS, Peaches, and so much more!

Movies:

The Nightmare Before Christmas, Dancer in the Dark, Edward Scissorhands, City of the Lost Children, American Beauty, PI, Mermaids

Television:

Family Guy, The Golden Girls, The Nanny, Nip-tuck

Books:

A Clockwork Orange, The Wanting Seed, Catcher in the Rye

Heroes:

Martha Stewart, Paula Dean, Profile, Tube top, and hat.

My Blog

Am I Lebanese?

So... Amby mentioned, in jest, that I probably have some really embarrassing song (which escapes me at the moment) on my iTunes Top 25 Most Played Songs list. Of course I probably did so I decided to ...
Posted by perfectly designed parasite on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 03:30:00 PST

A Giant Leap

Brutal honesty. Really, it's a gift. Or maybe it's a skill? At any rate, it's amazing- especially brutal honesty with yourself. I've found that I have a tendency to camouflage the uncomfortable and to...
Posted by perfectly designed parasite on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 12:54:00 PST

In Fear and Faith

Do you ever wish you could just close your eyes and be somewhere new when you opened them? I do. All the time. It's hard to get by some days when you feel so lost in your own environment. The thought ...
Posted by perfectly designed parasite on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 11:38:00 PST

Sour.

Is this wrench in my stomach just my imagination?
Posted by perfectly designed parasite on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 05:55:00 PST

The sun shines out of our behinds...

I had a dream last night that I was on American Idol, due to sing a bunch new Morrissey songs I had never heard of. EVER. What the fizzie?
Posted by perfectly designed parasite on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 10:48:00 PST

Walking on water has never been hotter!

Let me just say, this has been one of the most bittersweet weekends ever. It's only 37 days into the new year and I've already reached one of my biggest goals to date. I survived 4 exhausting days in ...
Posted by perfectly designed parasite on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 08:13:00 PST

This is personal.

HOW COULD THEY KICK ALISSON OFF OF PROJECT RUNWAY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?Likwadayjuh is pissed.
Posted by perfectly designed parasite on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 11:05:00 PST

halo

its wicked how quickly a halo can falland hard to imagine the weight of it allcolliding with bone, collapsing a lunggiven the distance at which it was hungwasnt as high as my horse must have beendays ...
Posted by perfectly designed parasite on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 01:17:00 PST

Hermès & Tennis Lessons

I've never had such a desire to be a housewife before. I guess that's what getting married does to you. Okay, so I'm not married, but pretty damned close. Not to say that it's bad. In fact, I crave it...
Posted by perfectly designed parasite on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 06:31:00 PST

If you hear me, baby, blink.

Heartache is not the sole source of my blogging, okay? He's beautiful. This is beautiful. Life is grand.
Posted by perfectly designed parasite on Tue, 22 Nov 2005 08:52:00 PST