Is life fair?The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends.I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time.What do you get in the end of it?A death. What's that, a bonus?
I think the life cycle is all backwards.(1)
You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the
way.(2)
You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension,
then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.(3)
You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous (hey,
you've only got a few years left,
what's the big deal?!?) and you get ready for High School.(4)
Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play,
you have no responsibilities, and, finally, you become a baby;(5)
The last step, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully
with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap,
larger quarters everyday, and then.........You finish off as an orgasm!hahaHAHAHAHAHA. ha...haha, ok that was good but theres another point other than the punchline.if you read this i hope that you can picture what life would be like. if that were how it was. to start at the end and finish at the beginning. thats a good idea. the plan would be to prove yourself worthy of having everything that you possess. to not take anything for granted. to learn how to be accountable for every action you take. maybe most important would be to learn how to think befor you act. sure, maybe you already do or maybe you always have.whatever the case, there is a right and a wrong way live. there is no 100% right way, but there are 100% wrong ways. that said, i do believe there is a connection between everything. at least every person. we are all born in our own way. our experiences are our own. interactions of any kind contribute to the overall state of human life.oh boy, now befor you totally mistake me for being insane i will make my point. here we go:everything that one person says and does will be added to the collection of thoughts and actions that have been wondered and questioned for as long as biological beings possessed thought processing. this includes everything on the face of the planet earth and so on and so forth.are we still with me?think of it like a giant puzzle, or a game. cause thats what it is. but its serious, you live with your mistakes. nothing is fair, it was gonna happen to you anyway.oh shit, the ultimate question!! FUCK MAN, why? why me? why this, why that....if only this, oh, i should have done that. what is the point, why are we here?im gonna try and figure that out now.make your plan, find yourself, leave your mark and dont look back.
remember who you are and where you are going. stear yourself in the direction you wish to go.your path will fall in front of you. if that isnt the path you have always dreamed of that WAKE THE FUCK UP AND FIX IT!!!!
what do you want to be remembered by?you dont have to like me but u will respect me.
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Personality
You are more
logical than emotional, more
concerned about others than concerned about self, more
religious than atheist, more
dependent than loner, more
lazy than workaholic, more
traditional than rebel, more
artistic mind than engineering mind, more
idealist than cynical, more
leader than follower, and more
extroverted than introverted.
As for specific personality traits, you are
romantic (100%),
religious (90%),
intellectual (87%),
artistic (76%).
Stereotypes
White Trash 77%
Young Professional 65%
Hippie 61%
Life Experience
Sex 33%
Substances 54%
Travel 17%
Politics Your political views would best be described as
Conservative, whom you agree with around
43% of the time.
Socioeconomic Your attitude toward life best associates you with
Lower Middle Class. You make more than
0% of those who have taken this test, and
72% less than the U.S. average.
If your life was a movie, it would be rated
PG-13.
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football, house, CSI, connan o'brien, jay leno
Heroes:
my family....my friends....jesus ;)