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McLovin

you know what life is????? Simplicity!! Life is better when its simple..

About Me

I'm a borders and beach babe. I'm the girl you'll find on the bus reading a book or listening to her I-pod. I'm the girl you'll find at borders doing her homework or reading a book or drinking cofee. You can also find me in different costumes on the weekends because I'm a child entertainer. I like to make money .What I do in child entertainment is I go to children's birthday parties and I dress up, usually as a Princess, or other fairy tale characters and I do face painting,magic tricks, and balloon animals, and I'm actually very good at it...So my job suites me well.....especially because I'm the motherfuking princess!!!..lol...that slight remark about being a motherfuking princess was not to be taken seriousely..lol..I love to be with my family and my best friend in the whole entire world JULIETA CRUZ!!!I should also you let you know that I'm pretty G!! I only hang out with thugish people or people who look good and have bomb personality, so that means if you wanna han out with me, you have to be at my level or higher...if you think you are lol..I love to laugh..I have the weirdest sense of humor at times, inappropriate shit makes me laugh, or being random is also amusing to me. If you can make me laugh REALLY HARD, LIKE MAKING ME CRY AND MY STOMACH HURT I WILL LOVE YOU!! I was raised with a family of german,chilean, and venzuelian immigrants. I speak spanish very well.Especially because of the fact I was in Chile for a year, so that helped alot. Some people say I have a strange accent..Truth is that I have a different accent because I'm chilean..In chile they don't speak spanish, they speak castellano... you ignorant fuks!!!LOL..Srry i have anger issues.. Yes I have my share of flaws, like being very LOUD...but i like to entertain people, thats my thing...My other flaw is that I don't pay attention unless I really want to..So unless your actually saying something that intrests me....I'm not paying attention..Thats where my ADD kiks in..My other flaw is tha I LOVE TO EAT!!!! I have a huge passion for pastries and sweets...ESPECIALLY CHOCOLATE!!! I love chocolate..More then the average human being..Fact is if you give me chocolate covered strawberries I will love you for the rest of eternity...THIS IS A FACT! I love to write poetry..It's my new thing lately, because I realize how beautiful life is, so I write about it..Funny thing is its only when I'm angry, my poetry comes out better. If you ask anyone they can tell you how independent I am..I don't like asking my mother for rides unless I'm really tired, thats why you can find me on the orange line and the reseda bus EVERYDAY!!! I also help my mom with the bills,especially my own and I like to treat her every once in a while to the casino..You can say shes addicted...I'm saving up money for my car that I have to fix which is in the shop unfortunately...I also have to save up for gas and insurance and all the bulllshit that the governement makes you pay because society is so corrupted with money..A girls gotta do what a girls gotta do...Basically MY INDEPENDENCE DAY will be the day I get my car cuz I love to go out to dance...Actually its another one of my passions...I love to dance SALSA,HIP HOP, BELLYDANCING, SWING, and other shit to that I probably didn't mention..Dancing is a stress releiver so its good for me..Another Flaw that I have or maybe gift that I have is that I'm right 99.9% of the time..So theres no arguing with me and if you do theres no point because I'll prove you wrong..Don't worry though, it happens to everyone at one point in there livesMY DREAMS TO BE A DOCTOR AND HELP ANYONE I CAN WITH LAUGHTER AND OFCOURSE MEDICINE..I'm also a young woman who really enjoys her life. Yes everyone has had their shares of ups and downs. But i really believe when one door shuts in your face...three more will open. I'm a person who takes addvantage of each of those doors. I also do not regret anything in life..Everything I've done that was a mistake, I wanted at one point, and I learned from it..To basically end this about me crap short....YOU WILL NEVER.... IN YOUR LIFE... COME ACROSS A YOUNG WOMAN LIKE MYSELF!!! I'm truly one in a trillion..So if you actually meet me, Your Lucky!!!!..I have high self esteem as you can see...I have a reason, so thats okay.You know what I also love CARLOS BELTRAN, PHARELL WILLIAMS, JUDE LAW, ALI-G, UMA THURMAN, MERYLL STREEP, ALICE IN WONDERLAND, MY FAMILY (STEPHANIE, CINDY, SILVIA STEVENSON), JULIETA CRUZ, IVANNA LASTRA. Thats it for now I'm done with this typing. ,,

My Interests

Being a Mets fan, and adoring music so much that I feel as if I have to dance to it...
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I'd like to meet:

I would love to meet the comedians I have listed below.First and formost let me say I would love to meet my future husband Stephen Lynch..I'm in love with him more than I have loved any of my ex boyfriends!!!Why cuz hes just like me!!!Then another guy I would LOVE to meet is Zach Galifianakis...I love him too...He makes me laugh HARD like cry of laughter..The other guy I would have love to met, bt unfortunately is not with us anymore is Mitch Hedberg, my uncle saw him live and his stuff on youtube is great you should chek it out!!!The other people that I would love to meet are the people that spark my musical intrest such as Pharell, Gwen Stefani, 311(which I will see in concert with my sister Julie the day after my birthday in Irvine),Immortal Technique, and Sublime.

Music:

Im universal.I love everything and anything that comes my way from hardcore to r&b and makes me dance.Lately I've been listening to alot of house, and disco house and I really like it, if you know this type of music I will consider u the shit hands down..The 80's,70's,& 60's is are genres that fascinates me..I love everything about it from the music to the fashion..

Movies:

The Holiday, Borat, Ali-G in the House, Domino Harvery, Dumb and Dumber, The Best of Triumph, Thirteen, Kill Bill 1 and 2, and Jack Ass 1 and 2,The Wedding Singer, The Pest,A bronx tale, Smokin Aces, The Empire, Big Daddy, and 50 first Dates,The Labyrinth,and El Lanarintho del Fauno (Pans Labyrinth for those who are illiterate with spanish, mainly dumbass white people j/k)

Television:

I love ESPN, VH1, Miami Ink, Growin Up Gotti, Greys Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Friends, Sex and The City, Everybody Loves Raymond, Dr.90201, Nip & Tuck, Family Guy, That 70's Show, Futurerama, Chris Angel Mindfreak, Ali-G, The Best of Triumph, And youtube Im obsessed with looking for comedians, so if you ever want to know a name of a famous comedian I would probably know it...

Books:

courdaroy,along came alice, the truth about diamonds, and confessions of a video vixen.my sisters keeper,give a boy a gun,speak, the life of gia marie carangi, and a dirty job..

Heroes:

My biggest hero in my life is my father.He was my best friend my everything. I believe he gave me the independence that I withold today Even though he left at such a young age, his presence exists in me and I thank him for making me the strong person that I am today.My other hero, I would have to say would be Miguel Miranda. He is to me a very close family friend who is in combat right now in Iraq. I pray every day that he comes home safely. I love him so much!!!!!!! My other heroes are My mother and My sisters. I love them so much!!!!!!There with me through the thick, the thin, and the partying. Words cannot explain how much I love them.I love you guys!!!DAD MOM SIS#1 SIS#2 TIO JUAN & AUNT MAY JULIES THE BESTIE HANDS DOWN SARAH BEAR JESSICA ALYSSA THE HOME GIRLand this foo....