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About Me

Why Hello There. I'm Miss Alyssa. I go to shows with paulafuckingbrewer... we really kick shit in. if you ever see me at a show, don't expect me to be sober, that's just not an option. LENORE IS A LIFESTYLE. i'm a people watcher, a real sponge to be honest. i absorb what goes on around me. i'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence because of something that happened yesterday. the biggest thing about me to remember is i do wear my heart on my sleeve. i don't think i'm anything special, but i love my life and they way i choose to live it. 95% of my friends are guys, i don't really get along with girls that well, but the girl friends i do have are simply amazing. i like to believe i have my head on straight, that i'm a stong individual and i will someday change the world. don't hit me, i'll hit you back... i have the police records to prove it. hah. i have the mouth of a sailor, and i'm not afraid to use it. if you ever want to talk to someone who is not afraid to speak their mind, call me. i believe the world has too many people that lie to themselves, therefore i would like to surround myself with people who are true to the world.one more thing. prepare to be wrong.[LOVEMYFLASH][/LOVEMYFLASH]

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My Blog

suck it up and smile, pretty girl

WHAT thee FUCK am i doing. show me what i'm looking for.
Posted by on Fri, 07 Aug 2009 21:44:00 GMT

money over BITCHES

When judgement day comes... you'll get what you deserve.
Posted by on Mon, 20 Apr 2009 13:49:00 GMT

home is where you hang yourself

to nicole jarett:i want you to know that i think you are the most selfish person on the face of the earth. what you did to my boyfriend and i still manages to haunt our relationship and has laid the p...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 15:10:00 GMT

i fancied you'd return the way you said,

I really wish I had a Diet Coke right now. Thirsty? No. Bored? Maybe. Confused? Definitely. Why then do I want a Diet Coke? Obviously, because if I drink a Diet Coke, myself and all of my friends will...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Aug 2005 20:27:00 GMT

SHIT-ASS, DIP-ASS, DRUNK-ASS, BITCH-ASS, CUNT-ASS, FUCK-ASS, DICK-ASS, PUSSY-ASS, APRIL-ASS

Swear words are coming close to outnumbering the nonprofanities in most people's everyday talking. Every other word is an FUCK that and FUCK this, or sometimes even FUCK! FUUUUCK. I suppose I don...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jul 2005 11:55:00 GMT

My first trip to Hollister

Prior to yesterday, I had avoided Hollister religiously. For whatever reason, I felt that if I would have walked inside, the entire mall would stop and everyone would turn their heads and gasp, and so...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jul 2005 13:40:00 GMT

i drunkenly broke my toe the other night.

I wish for once I could get an injury for a good reason. I keep getting these cuts on my fingers or on my elbows and arms, but when people ask me how I got the injury, I either have t...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jul 2005 06:18:00 GMT

AHHHH GET IT THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!!!1!!!

I nearly died today getting into the shower. It started out fine enough; the water turned on, heated up, the curtain was closed. I was about to step one foot in when I realized I had been ambushed. No...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Jul 2005 00:28:00 GMT

my car got towed

wow. that was gay.
Posted by on Thu, 12 May 2005 15:26:00 GMT

A COUPLE DRUNK PICTURES

the night was still young in these pictures, i just forgot my camera in my car and never took more. blue wave, three olives, and margaritas. these people are my family, dan's place is my home away ...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Jan 2005 18:20:00 GMT