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Statutory Ape

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About Me

I am Alex, known in some unsavoury levels of Buxton society as "Brya-Patch", "Welshy" (i used to be welsh, look you) or the particularly expressive "Twat". Im at exeter uni doing geography at the moment, which is groovy. Im not really doing much geography if im honest. I am a BIT of a geek, sometimes. I like to have a conversation/chill with freinds as much as go club/get fucked. I have a load of good mates at uni and home who i love. Im generally upbeat and positive. Im interested in politics and would like to change the world, but probably just wont get round to it. Music, travel, books and sports involving water rock the shit out of most other things. WATCH THIS VIDEO, MADE BY SOME UNI MATES, FUNNY! X" .. . WATCH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Interests

world affairs (yer i like depressing myself!), geekery, guitaring, gamon eating (not really but i was going with a g theme), gigging (anohter one! i didnt need gamon after all! Oh well). books, music, horticulture, kayaking, surfing (until i moved to landlockedsville, landshire), seeing freinds Wildlife/nature/the enviroment, Travelling/exploring. Drama and theatre studies

I'd like to meet:

The person i would have become had i been born without any armpits. Ooooh and Gollum! AND some of these stupid Americans so i could beat some sense into them!..

Music:

I like a wide range of music, world, classical, indie and trance...but mainly METAL!!!!!! Alexisonfire, Across Five Aprils, Andy, Arch Enemy, As I Lay Dying, Atreyu, Audioslave, August Burns Red, Avenged Sevenfold, Billy Talent, Bullet, Brand New, Caliban, Coheed and Cambria, Children Of Bodom, Chimaira, Cradle Of Filth, Dragonforce, Dream Theatre, Echo Red, Finch, FFAF, InMe, In Flames, Incubus, Killswitch Engage, Lamb of God, Lordi, Mastodon, Megadeath, Metallica, MCR, Mudvayne, Nevermore, NOFX, Norma Jean, Opeth, Panic!, Paramore, Presoulnation, Rage, Rammstein, Rise Against, Roadrunner United, Silverstein, Slipknot, Soil, Soilwork, Soulfly, Still Remains, Strap-on-Happy(they're welsh), Strapping Young Lad, SOAD, Tenacious D, The Hurt Process, Thrice, Thursday, Trivium, Unearth, Weezer, I accept the term Metal was a bit loose there... world music - Ismael Lo, Rodrigo and Gabriella, Jack Johnson, Calexico, bit of classical - Arvo Part, Elgar, Barber, some indie - Bloc Party, Chillis, Franz Ferdinand, The Kippered Experience. MUSE. Old stuff like the Clash, the Who

Movies:

LLOTR, Gladiator, American beauty, Dogville, Monty Python!, Platoon, Apocalypse Now, Kurosawa, Star Wars (not new 1s), Dog soldiers, Three Kings, South Park, Pulpfiction, Kill Bill, Big Wednesday, Blue Crush, Blue Juice, Unforgiven, Pale Rider, The Outlaw Josey Wales, Rise With The Devil, King Kong (both), Donnie Darko, KungFu Hustle, CTHDragon, City Of God, The Three Burials of Melquiades Estrada, 21 Grams, Traffic, Cold Mountain, Enemy at the Gates, Matrix 1, Galaxy Quest, The Mummy, India Jones, The Constant Garderner, Waterworld, The Italian Job (origional), Seven, Scary Movie 1 (never the others, never!), Terminator, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Spirited Away, Ice Age, Toy Story, Usual Suspects, Volver, Pirates 1+2, Snakes on a plane!

Television:

Lost, desperate housewives, panorama, horizon, news, dispatches, deadringers, rome, peep show, mitchel and webb situation,

Books:

I do enjoy perusing tomes, although i havent done enough of it recently. My big time favorite authors are Tolkien, Terry Pratchett, Nick Hornby, Mil Millington, Douglas Adams, Jonh Stienback, R. Swindells, Rosemary Sutcliffe, Orwell, and...more i cant think of. I also like theatrical stuff - Brecht, Shakespeare, Arthur Miller, Henrik Ibsen, Mike Leigh, Strinberg.

Heroes:

Gollum! My cats - Puffin, Mitt and Calypso Joe Satriani, John Petrucci, Claudio Sanchez, Herman Li and Rodrigo Sanchez. They are my favourite guitarists in the world. If you dont know who they are...thats fine, you wont die or anything...

My Blog

Cut emos some slack

Firstly i'd like to say im not an emo. My whole 15 freinds will testify to this. The way I see it, hating emos just because they are emos is a tad unacceptable, because you are hating them purely beca...
Posted by Statutory Ape on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 06:59:00 PST