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Killa Kev™ AKA The Backboard Assassin

Adversity introduces a man to himself.

About Me

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My Interests

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Name: Kev
Birthdate: September 23rd, 1977
Birthplace: Inglewood
Current Location: up under Kisha, or on top, hell sometimes behind
Eye Color: usually green sometimes they turn blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: 79 inches
Weight: 4480 ounces
Piercings: none
Tatoos: mid to late Aug my cherry is poppin
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Kisha (Mz Chynnadahl)
Overused Phraze: Fo Sho, (nigga' /
Overused Phraze: That's Right, Come on 2:30!, EASY MONEY!

FAVORITES
Food: my salmon & shrimp dinner
Candy: Kisha - Imma keep lickin til I get to her tootsie roll center
Number: 34 - used to wear it in college
Color: blue
Animal: well it certainly ain't cats, right Marley? Marley? hmmm... no response!?
Drink: water & lots of it
Alcohol Drink: Constantly changin... there's always that good ol coochie juice, Hen-Dog, Bacardi Gold in assorted juices... but the new vice is PINEAPPLE flavored Jose Cuervo - You don't even have to chase that shit
Bagel: whatever Kisha picks out for me, I'm not picky with food
Letter: K - Duh.... K & K - does it still make ya sick Tif?
Body Part on Opposite sex: It'd be easier to name the ones I don't like... then again I don't think there are any.
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi unless we're talkin mixers, then it's Cherry-Vanilla Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: neither, not too in to burgers, Togo's
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberries ONLY if they have teeth & I'm desperate
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ice Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla Gotta have Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: coffee 1st thing in the morning
Kiss or Hug: are these my only choices? Gimme some tongue...
Dog or Cat: here kitty, kitty! I'm not callin Marley, he got evicted, remember?
Rap or Punk: look at my page & answer this shit yourself
Summer or Winter: Spring, not too hot, not too cold
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: they're both funny to me
Love or Money: Both, I'm GREEDY!
YOUR...
Bedtime: by midnight
Most Missed Memory: All those hoop dreams, I'm still a killa with my fat ass
Best phyiscal feature: eyes, lips, & my round belly
First Thought Waking Up: Imma call in sick - never do though
Goal for this year: Finalize this DIVORCE & get my finances back on track. I'm getting close I can SMELL IT...
Best Friends: they know who they are
Weakness: my baby girl, Kisha
Fears:
Heritage: lemme see, this is a tough one... German, Italian, Irish, um, um... fuck it I'm white!
Longest relationship: 6yrs on & off
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: nah never - okay lemme get this straight you ask me my favorite alcoholic beverage then ask me if I drink...
Ever Smoked: rarely, if I'm REALLY drunk
Pot: um see that was college & I didn't inhale, ask Mr. Clinton, he was there.
Ever been Drunk: Now you wanna know if I've been drunk? Some questions don't deserve answers.
Ever been beaten up: afraid not
Ever beaten someone up: according to my EXwife I used to kick her ass. If you believe her then, yeah.
Ever Shoplifted: not since my mom dropped dime on me in '86
Ever Skinny Dipped: suprisingly no. I'm always looking for an excuse to be naked
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: no never done that before...
Been Dumped Lately: matter of opinion... The EXwife says she left me, then she says she'll always love me... go figure! again if you believe her YES. It won't be happening anytime soon though, right Kisha!?
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: brown
Favorite Hair Color: brown
Short or Long: mix it up
Height: anywhere from 5' to 6' hell, sexy isn't determined by height
Style: gotta have her own flava, can't have anybody that looks like everyone else.
Looks or Personality: BOTH - I don't know what's worse, a fine girl that's boring as HELL, or a cool girl that just does nothing for you sexually.
Hot or Cute HOT - hot girls turn your head. make my neck snap, damn it!
Drugs and Alcohol: liquor - remember the frying egg comercial? Any questions!?
Muscular or Really Skinny: neither, women have to have curves, hips, breasts & ASS!
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Nah, life goes on.
What country do you want to Visit: all of em
How do you want to Die: happy
Been to the Mall Lately: I was next to the mall @ a restaurant.
Do you like Thunderstorms: only when I'm inside
Get along with your Parents: yeah with my mom, don't know the other guy...
Health Freak: just freak, I'm certified!
Do you think your Attractive: I look at pictures of myself & get turned on...
Believe in Yourself: ALWAYS
Want to go to College: been there done that, they couldn't handle me now.
Do you Smoke: stop askin me this shit
Do you Drink: you ask me about drinkin one more time... to the mooooon Alice.
Shower Daily: what the fuck? at least...
Been in Love: yeah lucky number 3
Do you Sing: come on now haven't you heard, us white boys are fuckin walking IPODs
Want to get Married: I won't say never - just not right now
Do you want Children: one mo...
Have your future kids names planned out: nah
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: how about today? then tomorrow... the day after. EVERYDAY
Hate anyone: nah too much work.

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