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Frank

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About Me

Jaded, Jocular Jester - Constantly Cynical, Hopefully Heretical Hedonist in search of THE MEANING OF LIFE - or a good breakfast taco, whichever comes first... Hopelessly adolescent sense of humor unfortunately slaved to a Mensa-esque I.Q. - a sure recipe or disaster! "Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers!!" Still with me? I thought not...but don't worry - I revel in causing misunderstandings, meanderings, maunderings and moribund mediocrities - and that's just the "M's"!!!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Agamemnon - "Thank Heaven, for little girls..." The Minotaur of Crete - "He's bullish on the market..." Dick Chaney's Therapist - "Repeat after me, 'I'm okay, you can go to hell'..." John Clayton, Lord Greystoke - "Lives at Hollywood and Vine, I believe..." Peter Seller's Ghost - "Probably still funnier than most living humans"

My Blog

Solipsism Tournament

The first annual Robert A. Heinlein Memorial Solipsism Tournament will be held in Austin, TX on 7/7/2010 - you need not be present to attend...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Nov 2009 11:18:00 GMT