FantASStic 4 |
Normally I love shitty movies. Van Helsing, Hellboy, I've seen each of those at least 12 times. Fantastic 4 was bad, though. And I mean BAD.
3 of the 5 Superheroes in that movie had 2 powers that did ...
Posted by Dr. Ted Nelson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
OH MY GOD! |
Jesus Christ. Today was the worst day involving rolling backpacks of my life. Starts off well enough, ate some oatmeal, wrestled my dog, went to school. then that DOUCHE OF A LIVING BEING COMES ACROSS...
Posted by Dr. Ted Nelson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Rolling Backpacks |
So this freshman douchebag was in front of me today. I'm not paying much attention to right beneath me, and I kick something and stumble. I look down, and the freshman douche has a fucking ROLLING BAC...
Posted by Dr. Ted Nelson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Confirmation |
Confirmation is like torture, except you can't bribe your way out of it or name names to make it stop. It's like stabbing your toe with a nail, except with the toe, you don't go to hell if you don't s...
Posted by Dr. Ted Nelson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
I FUCKING LOST MY IPOD! |
I lost my iPod. Damn.
Posted by Dr. Ted Nelson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Good Day |
I had a good day today. I woke up and had waffles for breakfast. I love waffles. Then I went to school and realized I did all my homework. I love not being yelled at by teachers. Then I went to class ...
Posted by Dr. Ted Nelson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Query to ponder |
So today during English, I came up with quite a conundrum. For ages man has been wondering, I do not take credit for this inquisition, I am merely continuing it. Surely you have thought about it one t...
Posted by Dr. Ted Nelson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Spanish Hijinks |
So today I'm in spanish. It sucks. I have Shovlin, who is mildly humorous while pretending to be animals but sucks otherwise. I'm eating my lunch, people are doing presentations (not me, i didn't do m...
Posted by Dr. Ted Nelson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Commercials That Scare Me |
So I'm sitting here, watching TV. Commercials are on, I'm kinda zoning out, and all of a sudden, a commercial comes on that scares me. His face is all in the camera and he practically fucking shouts "...
Posted by Dr. Ted Nelson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
