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Dave Suicide

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

i've seen the future, and everything turns out gay.

We pray to god we are not our father's sex slave, we pray to god we are not our friend's glory hole. We pray to god we don't need eachother's livers and live sex story narratives with plops to defend.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

that guy in waking life who says "i don't know, but wherever it is its going to decide the course of the rest of your life." or whatever, and then he drops the guy off just... anywhere.

or anyone like that. just once.

My Blog

im debating whether or not i could actually get scarlett johanson

shes only 20. maybe 21. a lot closer to my age than that hag jessica alba at a decaying 24.   i had a good weekend. pictures will come from ev. i have good friends. and this goes out to those t...
Posted by on Sun, 19 Mar 2006 13:12:00 GMT

On We.

ennui    ( P )  Pronunciation Key  (n-w, nw)n. Listlessness and dissatisfaction resulting from lack of interest; boredom: "The servants relieved their ennui...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 23:00:00 GMT

the poetry of sitting around

we have burnt a legacy into the backs of our hands and when we cry it's all anyone can read.
Posted by on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 22:21:00 GMT

why do i consistently come up with lyrics like this?

baby lets get fat and die, it's all we've got left to do,we've been heroes before.send our hearts on overnight, put our brains in the ground to rest,and set our bodies to destroy.     i mean...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 20:05:00 GMT

Bowsnorts.

a night with ev after a month without has really picked me up. a weekend of snowboarding has driven my body into the ground. an evening with my dad has made me look forward to and away from the holid...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 21:04:00 GMT

crankin for the Sick Syndicate Show

i just cranked out my fifth song this week. It's called "When the going get tough, the tough get rough," named after a Hulk Hogan song. It joins "You Killed Bowser" and "I Only Ever Kissed One Man an...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Nov 2005 19:38:00 GMT

i always thought sXe meant 'sexy'

 http://members.tripod.com/~XthinkX/files/2020sxe.html highly amusing. heads up for my crooked-edge hardcore band, xKINGSxOFxBEERxANDxPUSSY. if youre offended, youre sadly confused. "BARBARA WALT...
Posted by on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 23:43:00 GMT

google noodle strudel.

one day when you look up Dave Proctor on google you won't see the profile of a guy from the internet juggling database.   it really works, try it.
Posted by on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 17:10:00 GMT

FUCK

no one else to talk to. film challenge sold out. dave fucked up. your director fucked up.   i couldnt direct my way out of a paper bag.
Posted by on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 22:50:00 GMT

CHUD

so, it is necessary to comment that CHUD (cannibalistic humanoid underground dweller) is possibly one of the greater movies of our time. but i am at a dilemma. i would like to watch the end, but the...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Oct 2005 07:09:00 GMT