ELEPHANT

It all began on a dark stormy night...
3 naive young Melbourne lads were sitting quietly and watching the world spin by ... [CRACK] ... a thunderbolt of lightning struck their humble abode ... smoke filled the room ... and out of that smoke emerged the elephant prophet... the elephant prophet said to the 3 lads,
"i have come from the future, it is a dark and dreadful place ... the elephant king has sent me back in time to muster the help of 3 gamely lads in a quest to save the world from all that is superficial and too serious”
"oh, you should try next door", replied the first lad
"no, i think he means us", chimed the second lad
"of course he means us you f***wits!", exclaimed the third lad
the elephant prophet continued to tell them about how the future will be without intervention
“do you accept this quest?” asked the elephant prophet
The 3 spritely young lads replied, “we accept”
and ELEPHANT was born
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