The Blue-Print 2009

Alreet ladies and gentlemen....welcome to the world of Mikey Shift aka Shifty (as Fuck:) the hazy brained Charcaradon with a tendency to spitfire on passing insects. Having not left the comfort of his split personality since being caught licking a blueberry yoghurt pot behind Gossie Chippy, this poisonous specimen induces extreme caution. The incognito shadow lurker only ever leaves his cavernous realm during witching hour to fill his duffle sack with the severed heads of wak mc's....2008 brings new casms of opportunity with 1984 Records preparing to release the debut release from Text Offenders: namely 'SPIT-HOP VOLUME 1'.Advice to those lacking direction: follow the Pyramids <<< to >>> Sirrius. WARNING: A conspiracy addict with weed psychosis may become explosive when approached.'Shouts to all the true CRONIES known as FAM and fuck all those infidelic vermin who harbour hate'On a more serious note; "We've smashed it hard this year bringing the likes of Stig, Syntax, Text Offenders, Dialect, Skinnyman, Skrein, Ben Westbeech, Tayo, Mystro, Plastician, Cyantific, Danny Byrd, Jehst, Micall Parknsun, LG, Andy H, Merka & Lowercase to Tyneside. Look out for further dates in 2009 from 1984 Records and Deviate dv8. Expect some HEFTY line-up's and some airtight collaborations!"http://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/biggestsec ret/biggestsecretbook/biggestsecret.htm#contents