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Marcus

Get yourself a Glock and lose that nickel-plated sissy pistol.

About Me

I quit my job and i live with my parents. I'm pretty much the coolest guy I know....

My Interests

Cars, Movies, and NES

I'd like to meet:

John Z. Delorean, Henry Ford, Marcus Grunholm, the inventor of flat black spray paint

Music:

Anything that doesn't suck. I'm talking about you, New Age music and smooth jazz.

Movies:

Point Break, The Matrix, Hot Rod, Boiler Room, Rambo, 300, Shawshank Redemption, Blood Car, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Indiana Jones, But I'm a Cheerleader, Slither, Red Dawn, Back to the Future, and a billion other movies. Even a couple of those shitty pretentious independent films that everyone is supposed to like just because they're independent and have a famous person in them.

Television:

The Daily Show, Family Guy, Welcome Back Kotter,It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, WRC, Heroes, Assy McGee, Metalocolypse, The Simpsons, Code Monkeys, House MD, The Office, Brisco County Jr, Strangers With Candy

Books:

Rebel Without a Crew, Mighty Muscle Cars, Mopar Mania, The Alphabet of Manliness

Heroes:

Powdered Toast Man, and anyone man enough to sport acid wash jeans and a jean jacket

My Blog

I quit my job!!!!

I quit today, and holy shit, it feels fucking awesome!!!!FUCK DICK HANNAH!!!!All two and half people that actually read this should tell all your friends to never buy a car from any Dick Hannah dealer...
Posted by Marcus on Sat, 21 Jun 2008 04:46:00 PST

Buy my car!!!

Somebody please please buy my car!!!!! 69 Roadrunner, 440 (big block bitches!!!) full MSD ignition, 2 1/2" exhaust with 40 series flowmasters (beefy...to the maxxx!!!!) Body is rough, no weather seals...
Posted by Marcus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST