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mateus rex

I'm shy so, be nice...

About Me

well, like in my headline, im a very shy guy.. i don't talk much, but girls think its mysterious and edgy so to speak. im courageous, well groomed and definitely worth dying for. I go to skool for urban planning. its an exciting and new career filled with opportunities.my distinguished jaw gives me an advantage among the young goodlooking fellas of this day and age. one glance leaves a girl in awe, as i dash brightly into the alaskan sky. if you want to date me.. i have no money. but ill let you see my perfect penis and balls. they are beautiful.(this section was written by Grant Kawai)

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My Interests

peaches, books and sabretooth babies. yes, in that order.

I'd like to meet:

the badger in my back yard, he seems to have it all figured out.

Music:

....edit this edit that, lost in the head of a radio Kat.

Movies:

any love ballad really. i don't care, i admit i loooove romance, and cute little scenes of respect and honour, for what is truely the finest of human qualities, compassion. compassion... such a powerful word. unconditional compassion.

Television:

many moons ago dukcs were asked wether they would sink or swim, they responded in a flight of over achievement! what does this have to do with the tele, hold on i will ask my dad.

Books:

I prefer words writen on cakes, that way when you consume them ... mmmmm so good!

Heroes:

a peanut named ted, zoro, queen latifa and a little red ear turtle basking in the sun. That damn turtle gets all the ladies, you should see him at the club. Damn son!