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About Me

Open yer fuckin' eyes and look at the so-called reality of my site and ya get what is and ain't about me!

A fuckin' ad I did a whiles back. Thats right mother fuckers I AM a local celebrity and if you candy ass poppa nazi bastards get all in my face, Imma make you eat that fuckin camry, ya bastards!

I AINT forgot! This WILL be so-called REALITY once I get aholt of that bastard Karl!

AND FUCK YOU TOO INTERNET!!! THIS IS SOME SORRYASS BULLSHIT! I'D WHOOP THE DAWG SHIT OUTTA PAC MAN GAWD DAMMIT!

A lesson in so-called reality as told to snot-nose Franky, from that damn documentry that got yall thinkin wrong about me. I'm hurtin, but fuck all that, I'll kick yer ass!

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My own damn self, Id be cool to party with and would know hows not to be assholish and would know all about so-called reality and havin' an old lady all on my ass, would know how to handle weird little shits. Plus, if I got mad at myself, I'd know how much I could whoop the dog-shit outta me, sos I'd just drink till passin out an shit, stead dealin with all these fucked up folks that don't know I'm hurtin! Also, I'd get twice as much shit done at the construction site!

My Blog

R.I.P. Doylene Bertha Hargraves

My grannyma dun kickt the damn bucket an the smelly ol sacka shit left me as the sumbitch thats gotta foot the bill! Had I nown she waz gonna dew this, Id'da put a foot to her duck bill! I m...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Jun 2009 05:11:00 GMT

Dreeamz Do Com True You mOtherfukers!

Welp, ther it iz, Cassa Fuckin Better'n Yer Shitass Place! Ok, hears the storey. I build thingz, importint thingz, thingz mor impartent than anytheng you prolly do. Welp, long storey short, 1...
Posted by on Fri, 08 May 2009 01:35:00 GMT

SURVAY ABOUT 2008

Where did you begin 2008? In yer mama's snatch, then i finished in her throwtWhat was your statu s by Valentine' s Day?king of the construction werkers in this shitass townDid you have to go to th...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 19:52:00 GMT

Construction 1-0-fuckin-1

Look, I build things, important things and Ill be gawd damned if Imma put up with lippy lil bastards and aflicted lil shits tellin me my trade. Like any craftsman, I have a style that is my own and my...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 10:27:00 GMT

Lies, distroshons and other bullshit

Ok, some of yall might know about the documentry called shit-ass "Slingblade" and how thye made your boy Doyle here look like he was bein' assholish. You see, the done what they call kung fu special ...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:50:00 GMT

Updates for you aflicted ones

Well, I did it, I threw away my life an bein able to do whatever I want to do. Heres a pic of me and the ol lady the day I made her life happy as flies on shit.Well, Franky flipped out cuz he's a wei...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 09:40:00 GMT