I'd like to meet:
who ever made the shake dat ass video.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: mr chong
Birthday: like 12/19/90 or either 12/19/85 not to sure to be honest
Birthplace: ummmm either baltimore or pittsburg
Current Location: = ) were ever you want me
Eye Color: fucking yellow dude
Hair Color: fucking yellow dude
Height: fucking tall man
Right Handed or Left Handed: fucking left hand man
Your Heritage: like fucking ethiopian man
The Shoes You Wore Today: ummmm rip curls or either micheal jordans can't tell the difference
Your Weakness: weeeeeeeedddddddd man or even weed man
Your Fears: not havin any weed not having any pussy not havin any weed
Your Perfect Pizza: the green monster all over it asshole
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: nothing alrede accomplhished to world
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: FUCK YOU SURVEY (thats really what i say)
Thoughts First Waking Up: like i wanna go back to sleep
Your Best Physical Feature: back pussy
Your Bedtime: when ever the fuck i want or if im passed put
Your Most Missed Memory: my first joint
Pepsi or Coke: crack cocane
MacDonalds or Burger King: b mother fucking k
Single or Group Dates: which ever one is easier to bone the bitch
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: which ever one has mushrooms
Chocolate or Vanilla: which ever one taste better
Cappuccino or Coffee: which ever one taste better
Do you Smoke: who me nahhhh man i hit haha
Do you Swear: who me nahhhh man im mature
Do you Sing: who me nahhhh man i hum like hummmmmmmmm
Do you Shower Daily: yeah i showered like 3 days ago
Have you Been in Love: only with sex
Do you want to go to College: if incredible hulk is cheap
Do you want to get Married: if the bitch puts out
Do you belive in yourself: i belive in you
Do you get Motion Sickness: if you do
Do you think you are Attractive: when i shave
Are you a Health Freak: when i shave
Do you get along with your Parents: if they shave
Do you like Thunderstorms: no to scary
Do you play an Instrument: like only shit i can shove in a bitch
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yeah and the shiz was illegal man but shhhhhhh i don't want ne one seeing this
In the past month have you Smoked: my parents took my shit and made me eat it....does that count?????
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yeah dude you idoit you were there with me duhhhh
In the past month have you gone on a Date: does parents count????????? or you mean like a real date????? haha
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah only when i was dealing drugs
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: yeah herion was in the middle
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: like i fucking did today no fucking way
In the past month have you been on Stage: like i fucking was today no fucking way
In the past month have you been Dumped: like i fucking was today no fucking way
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: like yeah i did in my shower....does that count??????
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: my parents sex toys other then that nahhhh man but maybe a car next week
Ever been Drunk: ewwww your sick why are you asking me this you perve im only a child
Ever been called a Tease: my daddy rapes me
Ever been Beaten up: my daddy still rapes me
Ever Shoplifted: my parents do i don't
How do you want to Die: i'd rather you die mother fucking you die and max ibex is gay hahahaha call him the shrum man
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: drug dealer but thats alrede what i've been doing dude
What country would you most like to Visit: america if it really exists
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: a cunt with green eyes
Favourite Hair Color: a cunt with blonde hair....or a cunt with brown hair
Short or Long Hair: bald like my girl b spears
Height: 6,8
Weight: 200 minium but thats close i like em 276 cuz flabby puss rules
Best Clothing Style: a goth bitch with a pierced clit
Number of Drugs I have taken: to many to many so kids don't read this
Number of CDs I own: = )
Number of Piercings: = )
Number of Tattoos: = 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: = (
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1971 Plymouth Barracuda
You have a 1971 Plymouth Barracuda (2 bad thats not a 71 cuda lol). You love beer. You love your car. It's fast as hell, and thats all that matters! And yes, it's got a hemi.....that's right I said a hemi n yes it beats those POS imports all the fucking time cause they are small engine fag cars that make like 200hp wow thats amazing MUSCLE CARS ALL THE WAY haha!
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