a duck is a llama quack quack moo moo

About Me

I think much too much.
I love text messages.
If I have your number I assume you're happy to receive spontaneous questions, answers, jokes, poems or stories via sms.
I love love love to rhyme.
I'm trying to be better with money.
The real world bores me.
Fiction is much more fun.
I construct scenarios in my head of events that won't happen, I feel emotions I would feel in these situations, realize it's a delusion and then do it all again.
I hate conflict. I cower away. This is changing.
I don't study hard enough. This is getting better too.
It annoys me when venues are named after their street number.
It annoys me when quotation marks and apostrophes are missused.
I like to think that you can become skilled at anything you choose with enough practice and drive.
I seldom watch tv.
I'm messy.
I lose things easily.
I forget everything.
I hate xenophobia.
I'll wear my heart on my sleeve.
I won't let my ego get in the way of enlightenment.
I'll travel far and wide.
I'll see, learn, grow and become.
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My Interests

LISTEN to the duck song (above)
WATCH the llama song (below)
READ my short stories. (the writing and poetry section of my blog)

I'd like to meet:

free spirits
open minds.

Music:

basement jaxx air prodigy lemon jelly spiderbait lamb jeff buckly muse radiohead thom yorke sigur ros kosheen josh pyke ministry of sound incudus cafe del mar hot hot heat bloc party smashing pumpkins silverchair modest mouse bjork death cab for cutie love outside andromeda

Movies:

the llama song
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Books:

i havn't read much other than psychology and social science texts lately. angela carter rocks my socks

Heroes:

My Blog

One big long gutter-mouthed sentence

We landed about 500m from the terminal and picked up our luggage from a weird cage underneath and far away from the real airport because Tiger is a strange airline but very cheap there were fuckups wi...
Posted by a duck is a llama quack quack moo moo on Mon, 07 Apr 2008 05:51:00 PST

Agoraphobic Meets Middle Eastern Delivery Boy

It’s Tuesday. Knock knock. The groceries are here. Go to the door. Take yourtime. It’ll be fine. Deep breaths. Knives in my chest. It’ll be over in aheartbeat. It’s twisted in ...
Posted by a duck is a llama quack quack moo moo on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 12:41:00 PST

Remember MySpace?

What’s MySpace?Ooh... That pre-historic, slow-as-a-snail, efficient-as-Windows 98, self-indulgent, add-and-spam-ridden, Murdoch social network site? The one people liked before facebook stabbed ...
Posted by a duck is a llama quack quack moo moo on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 04:00:00 PST

my reply was too long so it’s in note form

Dearest Emma, Thank you for your kind words. Your note is very lovely, but grammatically fucked in the ass with a bottle brush (brackets within parentheses do indeed work ("parentheses" is another wo...
Posted by a duck is a llama quack quack moo moo on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 04:39:00 PST

Lecture Freeloading

I've decided to sneak into lectures on subjects in which I'm not enrolled this semester. I've made myself a little timetable of intersting things I can pop into if I fancy. The ones with stars next to...
Posted by a duck is a llama quack quack moo moo on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 10:31:00 PST

a boring blog lacking in creative flair but has a party at the end

I have a new restaurant job and it's getting dangerous. They serve steaks; big giant ones and meat platters and all things Argentinian. It's kind of a pain to get to. I work nights, which is good beca...
Posted by a duck is a llama quack quack moo moo on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 06:36:00 PST

effortless futurism

"Great men have always been dreamers, but they have also been practical; they have had visions, but they have possessed, in addition, insight into the means whereby they could clothe their visions in ...
Posted by a duck is a llama quack quack moo moo on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 03:02:00 PST

remember remember the 10th of febuary

the gunpowder treason and plot i know of no reason why the gunpowder treason should ever be forgot.... "calling all adeladians the time has come to take to the streets in this WAR against the CHURCH...
Posted by a duck is a llama quack quack moo moo on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 01:27:00 PST

malignant little whore

I made a new friend. Her name is gin. We've been seeing each other more and more lately but now it's all beginning to sour. We were getting along fine until the other night. She stole my memories and ...
Posted by a duck is a llama quack quack moo moo on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 04:41:00 PST

the secret to the universe

I've just discovered something. It blew my mind to interstellar space. The gooey bits are still floating out there, cooling off in sweet, still, wonderful endlessness. You probably already knew, but e...
Posted by a duck is a llama quack quack moo moo on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 05:07:00 PST