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a thieving bird

I am here for Friends

About Me

A male has a great deal to gain by being attractive to females. A female has little to gain by being attractive to males, since she is bound to be in demand anyway.

My Interests

being a "6 am regular" at the gym.

I'd like to meet:

You.

Music:

Silverchair. they'll never stop amazing me.

Movies:

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the crystal skull. seriously? aliens? and shia laboeuf? what's this franchise coming to?

Television:

is bad.

Books:

Sex and the City.

Heroes:

me

My Blog

Listen up Scientologists.

Scientology is nuts. seriously. I picked up a copy of Radar a few nights ago.  The cover had a picture of tom cruise being vandalized. hilarious. but the article was about the protests of sciento...
Posted by a thieving bird on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 11:40:00 PST

that other blog is a liar.

So Julius Caesar is indeed military themed. but in the best possible way. Here’s why: Shoppity Shop Shop Shop!!!!!!It’s modern fashiony-mitilary inspired melded with real military pieces f...
Posted by a thieving bird on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 01:28:00 PST

beware the costume collection

sure, they may have everything, but it can be the most stressful ordeal of your life. 1. costume collection is located on W26th st between 11th and 12th ave. What?! what train can you possibly take to...
Posted by a thieving bird on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 02:38:00 PST

Let’s commiserate over tea and crumpets, shall we?

Did I spell commiserate right? I was in a pretty bad mood during my last post. and it only really got worse from there. now it's ok. i lived through that project and have recovered. it's funny how it ...
Posted by a thieving bird on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 01:52:00 PST

I am... soo... tired.

no lies. i'm really tired today. and it's only going to get worse. I hate when the schedule gets like this. 65 hours a week for 3 solid weeks is bad for your health.  It's how people die of stres...
Posted by a thieving bird on Sat, 16 Feb 2008 04:51:00 PST

stop the cover letter

I want to petition to stop this stupid tradition known as the cover letter.  I hate them. they're nothing but drivel and tripe and foolishness.  seriously, can't we just do away witht he let...
Posted by a thieving bird on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 01:14:00 PST

Miu Miu patent pumps in "Rosso" and escapades @ Club Monaco

Is it weird that even though I'm in a city full of good looking men, I'm really only pining for a pair of $500 pumps?  And Calvin Klein's "Grove" ankle boot with the patent croc he...
Posted by a thieving bird on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 09:19:00 PST

I’m in a New York State of mind.

So I thought the day would never come but it has! thank god, too.  HersheyPark was getting a little dramatic for my liking.  and the thing about being around drama, for me anyway, is that it...
Posted by a thieving bird on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 10:42:00 PST

It's a bitch convincing people to like you

So here i am at hershey again. it sucks. i can't even describe how much i just want to be hit in the face with blunt heavy objects repeatedly until my job seems fun.  Maybe it's the super-whiny c...
Posted by a thieving bird on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:39:00 PST

i'm such an asshat.

so i'm sitting in my kitchen eating a bowl of macaroni and cheese. i should be in bed. we have a matinee tomorrow.  what's keeping me up? oh...the usual. guilt. anxiety about money. a general sen...
Posted by a thieving bird on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 10:23:00 PST