amanda, baseball, football, biking, fishing, hunting, horseback riding, poker, pbr and ol' no.7...not in any particular order.
anyone from the u.s., my wife, miranda lambert... i think she has a crush on me by the way, all the fellers back home, whoever invented M&M's
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: damn...im stumped already
Birthday: jan 28
Birthplace: in a hospital
Current Location: here
Eye Color: cant see my own eyes
Hair Color: brown and balding
Height: normal
Right Handed or Left Handed: right, but after my wrist cramps up, i gotta switch over to the left
Your Heritage: aint no good at history stuff
The Shoes You Wore Today: army boots
Your Weakness: tickling, i know, its queer
Your Fears: spiders and any critter that has more than 4 legs and 2 eyes
Your Perfect Pizza: bacon and boobs
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: come home
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: how the hell do i work this thing
Thoughts First Waking Up: how am i gonna piss with this thing
Your Best Physical Feature: my lil' toe
Your Bedtime: after dark
Your Most Missed Memory: country livin
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: have it your way
Single or Group Dates: i use to date 10 girls at a time, but my wife dont let me anymore
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: beer
Chocolate or Vanilla: definitely not chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: beer
Do you Smoke: yes, 2nd hand
Do you Swear: fuck no
Do you Sing: in the shower, i sing and dance
Do you Shower Daily: weekly
Do you want to get Married: nah, but the wife made me
Do you belive in yourself: if i was standin on the roof of a buildin and someone said i could fly, i wouldn't believe in myself
Do you get Motion Sickness: nah, im usually on bottom
Do you think you are Attractive: compared to a cactus, it might be a tie
Are you a Health Freak: darn right, health freaks me out
Do you get along with your Parents: we're tighter than a skeeters ass in a nose dive
Do you like Thunderstorms: they've been nice to me
Do you play an Instrument: sure do, air guitar and i can whistle
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no,
In the past month have you Smoked: only 2nd hand
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes, advil and motrin
In the past month have you gone on a Date: um, me and ryan went to the chow hall last night. it was kinda romantic
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: malls for queers
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: i eat the white and throw away the black
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: my eyes aint slanted
In the past month have you been on Stage: nope, just quit my stripper job
In the past month have you been Dumped: nah, me and palmala handerson have been gettin along pretty good
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: all the time, in the shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: lets see... yep, still white
Ever been Drunk: once or twice
Ever been called a Tease: i do a hell of a strip tease, but my shirt usually gets stuck on my head and i cant get out. really ruins the moment
Ever been Beaten up: does spousal abuse count
Ever Shoplifted: i prefer to permanantly borrow
How do you want to Die: lyin in bed, eatin a whopper, watchin walker texas ranger
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a tomato
What country would you most like to Visit: the us
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: bald
Short or Long Hair: long on chest, short on back
Height: beggers cant be choosers
Weight: yes, weightliftin is a turnon
Best Clothing Style: tanktop and cowboy hat
Number of Drugs I have taken: aint reckon
Number of CDs I own: i got a 3 1/2 inch floppy
Number of Piercings: none now, but i did have a sliver bout a week ago
Number of Tattoos: i got a butterfly on my ankle and a heart on my hip
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 99999999999999
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well as you can tell im kinda a ganster thug so pretty much just some phat rap and hiphop. alright, it hurts me to even joke like that. COUNTRY MUSIC YOU JACKASSES
8 seconds, Pure Country
Dukes of Hazard, World Series of Poker, CMT
i cant read so i guess that narrows it down to just picture books
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all the men who fought and gave their lives for there family back home and the flag in the air
Dedication to our soldiers.
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