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Spiderdraq

Flippin GNATS, I'll get you all.... oh crap.. mosquitoes too.. Im doomed

About Me


I love to smile and do so as much as possible (however, I am not one of those people who walk around with a smile on their face and a cluelessness found the eyes.) Im a very open minded person and up to most anything... which is a constant problem! Im trying to keep out of trouble... and either am doing better or just not getting caught. (Im in the military, yikes, for another three years.)People with individuality is a must!!! I dont want none of those personality vampires out there trying to talk to me!!! Lets have some fun!!

One of the most irritating things.... people who walk slow or stop just in front of you. I cant stand it. I think the speed of your walk is a close representation on how fast you think. Unless there is no real reason to walk fast, say in doing so you put yourself in harms way. (have you tried to walk fast drunk or high?) But if I happen to be walking slow and am still walking faster than the people ahead of me.. I dont know, I start wonder if they are looking for their brain! Even worse: those who just stop in front of you or suddening change direction, especially in crowded areas! I assume those who just stop found their brain while those who change direction caught the scent. This isnt LALA Land. ISH!


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You are 76% kinky
You are crazy kinky. Do you ever think of anything other than sex?
Your Irish Name Is...
Izett O'Reilly What's your Irish Name?


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Crystal Rae Mortensen
Birthday: May 4, 1983
Birthplace: Aurora, Co
Current Location: FT Myer, VA
Eye Color: Depends on mood.. usually blue
Hair Color: depends on the californian sun.. dark blonde
Height: 5'8
Right Handed or Left Handed: right... I tried left but my elbow doesnt work that way
Your Heritage: Mostly Irish, little English, and a pinch French Canadian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Black DCs
Your Weakness: Falling in Love!!! happens far too often
Your Fears: Falling in Love!!! what a pain
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni, pineapple and jalapenos!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Alchohol free entire year...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: dont use it anymore.. got myspace....
Thoughts First Waking Up: Did I dream that???
Your Best Physical Feature: hmmm Smile..
Your Bedtime: Eventually
Your Most Missed Memory: My grandmas daily routine
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Coke, and its not because of the diet mind u
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither if I can help it...
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton of course...
Chocolate or Vanilla: Id like a swirl of both please
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino.. might as well go all the way
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: sometimes
Do you Sing: I think so... you might ask others
Do you Shower Daily: Can you smell me?
Have you Been in Love: Far too many times.
Do you want to go to College: Sure enough...
Do you want to get Married: You bet ya... time will reveal all
Do you belive in yourself: Most definitely..
Do you get Motion Sickness: Only when I read
Do you think you are Attractive: One of a kind
Are you a Health Freak: I know what I should do... however...
Do you get along with your Parents: I do now..... Moving out has many benefits
Do you like Thunderstorms: How could you not?
Do you play an Instrument: None that I will disclose here
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: No, recently quit!!!! woohoo. 30 days!
In the past month have you Smoked: No, I havent even figured out to properly inhale.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No, Darned Army...
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Do dreams count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Yes.. bought a freaking pair of Pumas.. Oi!
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: hell no.. Not a health freak.. but come on folks..
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: fo Schizzle
In the past month have you been on Stage: Everywhere I go is a potential stage
In the past month have you been Dumped: Not dating anyone really.. sorta waiting
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: too cold. Yikes
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Not on purpose
Ever been Drunk: Im lucky to be alive!!!!!
Ever been called a Tease: They stopped
Ever been Beaten up: Sometimes rough is fun!! (hahaeheheh)
Ever Shoplifted: Poor people got to have hobbies too...
How do you want to Die: when Im good and ready.. not yet though
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Someone people can go to for help..
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany (yes again)
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: color with feeling....
Favourite Hair Color: Doesnt matter... neon green for all I care..
Short or Long Hair: As long as its clean at night...
Height: Taller than me hopefully
Weight: Manageable
Best Clothing Style: clothing has to fit personality..
Number of Drugs I have taken: Dont know!!!
Number of CDs I own: Too many
Number of Piercings: 7.. a couple closed... sorry!!
Number of Tattoos: 9 for now
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None.. I wouldnt be where I am, know the things I do.

My Interests

Tattoos/piercings/hiking/running/dodging mosquitoes/harley's/parties/boxing/meeting people/rolling around on the grass, not necessarily rolling the grass mind you/dancing/bungee jumping/staring at people from a European cafe while considering ordering some coffee..


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Music:

MUSIC!

Black Sabbath and Ozzy. Aerosmith and Velvet Revolver. NIN and the Muse. David Bowie and INXS. GNR and AC/DC. Boston and Tears for Fears. Less than Jake and Marilyn Manson. The Doors and Rage Against the Machine. Social Distortion and Puddle of Mud. Bob Marley and Eminem.. CHRIS LEIBING!!!! Ferry Corsten and Paul Van Dyke. Sven Vath and Andry Nalin. Diesel Boy (had to include em).

Movies:

Rocky Horror Picture Show, Anything with Johnny Depp.. All movies done by Quentin Tarentino: Pulp Fiction c'est tres Chic!... Cool World.. Fantasia.. Clockwork Orange.. Interview with a Vampire.. Dazed and Confused... Scarface.. Prophecy .. Tombstone... Ill be your Huckleberry..........Waynes World (Cant beat the Scooby Doo Ending) uhhh.. I suppose I could go on.. Beetlejuice! yep yep yep.

Television:

You tell me when all you have is four channels and AFN commercials.. NO TV FOR ME.. thank you very much. You can keep your Lost, CSI, 24, Heros.. and whatever you want to speed the process of the mind melt.

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Books:

Steven King.... Anne Rice (love them vampire stories).. David Eddings (the first books that I read from him were the Belgariad series... ) Battle Field Earth. Great book... and a horrible movie. I love Killer Angels. Mr Tolken wrote some decent stuff ;) Books about the civil war get my attention.. I cant say that I have one book in particular that is my favorite....

Heroes:

My mother! After years and years of drinking, my mom ditched the habit and is now a sober part of my life. Without her encouragement I dont know if I could have quit myself. Truly an inspiration.. My dad (step-father) is one of my heros. He was recently adopted me (at the age of 21). He's encouraged me when I needed it and learned me a few too. I didnt realize the impact he made in my life till I left home! He also stuck by my mother through all of the drinking.. My real father has kept holed up in some basement for 8 yrs or so and I dont think he's going to return to argue the matter.

My Blog

Deployment and such

Im off to Iraq again.. I leave in January, around the 5th or so.. not to return until 2008.. My life with the army is love/hate relationship. I love being mobile, but only when I choose. I love the op...
Posted by Spiderdraq on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 10:06:00 PST

Something to think about

This is actually sort of a horoscope for today... Today's Card: Ten of CupsThis card features the beautiful rainbow, all the cups are alignedperfectly and the family turns to gaze upon it, lifting th...
Posted by Spiderdraq on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 12:56:00 PST

New Year

Oi!!! yes this is my first blog.. Ive started some others, but never finished. anywho just throwing this one out here for all to see. My holidays the past few years were always taken up by the demand...
Posted by Spiderdraq on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 01:55:00 PST