As seen on NBC’s Last Comic Standing. |
I can now officially put on my resume, "as seen on NBC's Last Comic standing." I am told that I was seen on the Minneapolis audition episode saying, "lap dances, half-off!" That's like, wh...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jun 2008 04:45:00 GMT |
April Fools: Not a fan. |
I hate April Fools day. It’s nothing more than a day when lying is considered okay. I don’t have time for your shenanigans. I’ve got shit to do.
Anyone playing an A...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 01:03:00 GMT |
MST3K Overdue Update |
In case anyone is wondering, I'm no longer involved with MST3K.com. The parting was amicable; the result of budget constraints on the animation. Thanks to everyone for being supportive.&nb...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:58:00 GMT |
MST3K |
Just to give any interested parties a heads up...I'm the voice of Tom Servo at mst3k.com, the new official website of Mystery Science Theater 3000. For the cult TV show's 20th anniversary, origi...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 12:58:00 GMT |
You don't need the styrofoam. |
How wide does your door open? We should be able to take it out of the box and put it in the back seat. You won't need the styrofoam if you need to return it. You'll want to hang on t...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 23:54:00 GMT |
The Agony of Defeat |
Last Comic Standing. What can I say? One of the most horrible, pointless experiences of my life. Kudos though, to Acme for doing a great job organizing chaos. Props to everyone...
Posted by on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 12:41:00 GMT |
NYDJ |
My girl friend just went clothes shopping (again, see my other blog "women be shoppin' all the time") and she came back with a new pair of jeans from Nordstrom.They label says "NYDJ", which - honest t...
Posted by on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 15:10:00 GMT |
Oh snap! Un-friended! |
I've just been un-friended by someone for the first time. It goes to show that I'm taking myspace too seriously that I'm a little offended. Not that I knew the person that well anyway.&nbs...
Posted by on Fri, 27 Oct 2006 23:28:00 GMT |
Some more great names |
Some more great e-mail sender names, with commentary by me. Feel free to leave your own comments, if you think of something better.Dwayne SlaughterSgt. Slaughter's real name?Zlatko McNuttA multi...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 13:25:00 GMT |
Awesome e-mail sender names |
Here's a few good spam e-mail sender names I've received recently. They require no commentary by me to make them funny. In my opinion.Baldwin BlankenshipDorian HardenNapier HornbackJewel D...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 15:28:00 GMT |
